Firestar: Graystripe, I lost a life today. *le sad and ears go down*
Graystripe: YOU WHAT?!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON YOUR LAST LIFE?!!!! LORD VOLDEMORT. HE'S ARRISEN!!! O_O YOU STOLE HIS BLOOD DIDNT YOU?!!!
Firestar: ... I said I lost a life in Candy Crush Saga... That was my last life then...*sniffs*
Graystripe: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!
Brambleclaw: Firestar, should I help you with the next levels on Candy Crush?
Firestar: HECK NAW!!!! WAIT TIGERSTAR IS BACK!!! GET THE GRENADES!!!! LIONCLAN ATTACK!!!
Brambleclaw: ... -_-"
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
