Ferncloud: Dustpelt, do you want some pie?
Dustpelt: Sure, I'll get an apple pie.
Ferncloud: Alright, I'll be back. *goes to apple store and buys all apple products that they sell* *comes back*
Dustpelt: What took you so long?
Ferncloud: I was buying apples. I'll start baking right now! *puts apple products in a pie with apples and bakes them*
Later...
Ferncloud: Dustpelt, I'm done! *gives him pie*
Dustpelt: *bites in pie* O_O WHAT THE HECK DID YOU PUT IN THIS YOU STUPID SHE CAT?!!!!!
Ferncloud: -_- Apple products...
Dustpelt: *paw palms* -_-"
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
