Graystripe: Sun, please cook my bacon! *bows to Firestar while holding bacon*
Firestar: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!!!
Sandstorm: THAT CAT IS ON FIIIIIIIREEE!!! *points to Firestar*
Jayfeather: *le blind*
Cloudtail: I AM THE BATMAN!!!
Jayfeather: You're all on catmint, aren't you?
Everyone: No......
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
