A Collection of Duncney

The First 'I Love You'

Courtney would never forget the first time Duncan had ever told her he loved her. It was kinda hard to forget, the circumstances surrounding it hadn't been exactly... Romantic. 

They had been out on a date, to some weird Thai restaurant that neither of them had ever heard of before. They had gotten lost five times trying to find the damn place. And Courtney was already very irritable. 

So when some dumb blonde walked her way over to the table they were eating at, asking Duncan to sign her fake boobs, Courtney didn't exactly  appreciate it. 

"Aren't you like, that Duncan guy? From that show? Total Drama?" the idiot said, twirling a piece of horribly bleached hair around one of her fingers. Courtney rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.

"Yeah. That's me, Duncan Evans," Duncan said, smirking up at the girl. Courtney narrowed her eyes at him, he really knew how to get under her skin. 

"Could you like.. Give me your autograph?" the blonde continued, Courtney felt her eye twitch. She kept ending her sentences in a tone like she was always asking a question. How irritating. 

"Oh uh, sure. Got a pen?" Duncan asked. The girl giggled and pulled a Sharpie out of the back pocket of her way too short shorts. Courtney watched as she handed Duncan the pen, and pulled down her tank top to reveal the top part of her breast. Courtney dug her nails into her arms as she watched Duncan sign his name in black ink on her skin.

"Careful," Courtney drawled "You might pop them," 

Duncan slipped the cap back on the marker, and handed it back to the girl. Whose cheeks were so red Courtney was about to splash water in her face

"There ya go, Toots." Duncan said, his voice sounding flirty. The blonde giggled stupidly and pulled her shirt back up

"Thank you," she flirted back. Duncan winked at her and she turned on her four inch heels and walked away. Duncan slowly looked at Courtney. 

If looks could kill. 

"What?" he asked, innocently. Courtney glared at him. Duncan chuckled

"It's not my fault so many girls wanna sleep with me. Relax Baby Doll,  you're still number one," Duncan said, and took a sip of his drink. Courtney shook her head and rolled her eyes

"How would you feel if some chiseled man walked over here and asked me to sign his pecks?" She snapped. Duncan smirked as he set his glass down. 

"That wouldn't happen," was all he said. Courtney raised a neatly trimmed brow

"And why not?" she asked, he slowly looked into her onyx eyes. 

"Because anyone whose seen the show, would know that Courtney Taint doesn't cater to just any man's wants," he said with a shrug. Courtney snorted and rolled her eyes again. 

"I catered to your's, didn't I?" she said. Duncan opened his mouth

"Well, we still haven't fuc-"

Courtney swung her heeled foot up and kicked him roughly where the sun doesn't shine. Right under the table. Duncan groaned in pain and hunched forward, his hands flying to his crotch area. Courtney smirked, and crossed her arms once again.

"See, now that's probably another reason they don't ask for your autograph," he whimpered out. A mask of pain clear on his face. Duncan slowly sat up, and shook himself a little. As though shaking off the pain, he looked at the smirking Courtney in front of him. He slowly smiled. A real, genuine, Duncan smile. 

"And I know, that you would make the guy walk away. Because you don't thinking signing another guy's pecks in front of me is appropriate. You'd tell him 'excuse me, but I'm on a date, are you blind? Why on Earth would I sign your pecks with my boyfriend is sitting right in front of me!'" 

Courtney felt her shoulders slowly slump a little, and her own lips turned upward in a smile as well. It was amazing, and eerie how well Duncan could read her. 

"Am I really that predictable?" she asked. He laughed

"No, I just know the girl I love pretty damn well," he said. Both their eyes shot wide, and Courtney leaned forward quickly

"Wait. Did you just-"

"No!" Duncan cut her off, she saw his eyes flash back and forth around the room. Adverting her gaze, he had a deep blush slowly spreading across his cheeks. Courtney giggled

"You love me!" she teased. Pointing a tan finger at him. He snorted

"Duncan's do not 'love'" he grumbled. Courtney smiled and giggled again. She slowly reached over and touched his chin, he raised his teal eyes to meet her's. That blush still spread out on his cheeks. Courtney felt her heart flutter

"It's okay. I guess I love you too," she smirked. Duncan smirked back. Courtney leaned in and pecked his lips gently. And pulled back to hold his gaze a little bit more. 

"So," he said. "Does this mean I'm gonna get laid tonight?"

He wasn't surprised when he felt her foot land between his legs once again.