A Collection of Duncney

Courtney's Interview

Skye pulled her short blonde hair back tightly into a ponytail. She had just chopped off over 12 inches a few days ago. She wanted to look as professional as she could for this interview. She wore a dark blue blazer over her white blouse with matching blue dress pants. She was rather short, so she was wearing black pumps to give herself a few inches. 

I can't believe I'm about to do this! 

Skye set her shoulders and blew out a long breath "Stay calm. She's going to walk through those doors any second," she whispered to herself. She sat upright in her chair, and stared up at the clock on the wall, her hands held a pen and a pad of paper. Her leg was shaking gently, a nervous habit she had. 

The doors opened, and Skye looked up to see her walk through the door. Looking as perfectly professional as always. She wore a sleek knee-length black skirt with a slight slit up the side. A white cotton blouse was tucked in at the waist, and she wore black pumps as well. Her shoulder length dark brown hair was straight, and perfect looking. The freckles between her eyes stood out more than normal.

"Hello, I take it you're Skyler?" Courtney asked. Her voice light and sweet. Skye smiled proudly

She knew my name!

"Yes. But you can call me Skye, if you'd like," Skye smiled. Courtney returned it

Oh God she's smiling. Keep her happy! Say something impressive

"I can put my leg behind my head," Skye blurted out. 

Courtney blinked a little, "Uh, good for you?" she said. 

CRINGE 

"I mean, I'm going to spend the next hour interviewing you.. I think it's only fair you knew a little about me too," Skye said smoothly. Courtney giggled a little and nodded

"Okay, sounds good," she said "But unfortunately, I only have a short time to do this. So maybe we can keep the questions to a minimum?" Courtney asked. Skye nodded and clicked her pen

"Oh yes, of course. So first question.. Was Chef's food really that bad?" 

Courtney snorted and nodded "I was half certain he spent his nights digging through the garbage to find things to throw into his 'chili'," she said, with a little shiver. Skye gagged and wrote the answer on the paper

"How many PDAs did you end up going through on the show?" 

"Like 7! It was ridiculous! I racked up a bill so long on my monthly plan I'm petty sure it could wrap around the world.. Twice!" Courtney huffed, shaking her head. 

Skye smirked a little and looked at her pad of paper with a swallow. 

"Did you and Gwen remain friends after All Stars?" 

"Yes, actually. She just introduced me to her friend ground. They're a little scary, but I'll get used to them," Courtney said with a shrug. She flicked her brown hair over her shoulder

"Were you really able to truly forgive her for what she did?" Skye asked. Courtney's eye twitched a little

"uh.. I'd like to think I have.. But there are days when I still wanna throw darts at her head," Courtney answered. 

"Would you be offended if I made out with Duncan?"

"Uh.. What?" Courtney squeaked

"Next question!" Skye rushed on, hiding her blush "Do you still have the skull Duncan made for you?" 

Courtney's face softened a little and she smiled faintly "Maybe..." she mumbled. 

"Did Duncan's dog collar ever get in the way of... Things?" Skye asked, wiggling her eyebrows. 

Courtney blushed "I never tended to notice it," she smirked

"Are his eyes really teal, or does he wear contacts?"

"His eyes are really teal, the camera never did them justice," 

"If you could dye his mohawk any color, it would be...?"

"Pink. Bright. Pink." 

"Favorite memory?"

"Oh I have the perfect one... One day Duncan and I were out on an ice cream date and he thought it'd be funny to pick on some little kids that had decided to sit in the booth next to us. Long story short.. He ended up walking home with Chunky Monkey all down his shirt," Courtney giggled at the memory. 

"Favorite color?"

"Burnt sienna," 

"Plastic or paper?"

"Paper,"

"Harvard or Oxford?"

"Oxford, duh," 

"Favorite show?"

"Riverdale. Obviously. Betty reminds me of myself," Courtney said

(See what I did there? *wink* *wink*)

"Dogs or cats?"

"Both,"

"So was that a no to making out with Duncan?"

"..."

"And that's all we have time for!" Skye stood up quickly. Smiling. Courtney slowly stood up and shook Skye's hand. Skye felt a slight moment of pure joy.

She's touching me!

"So what exactly was this interview for?" Courtney asked. Skye slowly started backing towards the exit. Her eyes flicking back and forth

"I am not obligated to answer that," Skye said. Courtney looked at her confused

"Wait a second-"

Skye ran up to a near by wall "Sorry viewers! But the interview is over,"

"You're just talking to a wall! There isn't a camera!" Courtney shouted in the background.

Skye gave a shy smile and the 'camera' went black