ChuChu😎- Chuuya
Aku👻- Akutagawa
Assassins Creed🔪- Gin
Higucci👌🏻- Higuchi
Simp😂- Tachihara
Osamoo🐮💛- Dazai
Killer Clown🤡🔪- Nikolai
Rat🐀- Fyodor
Weeb🥴- me(author-chan)
the 👦🏻's
Weeb🥴: casually gonna 😃🔫
Killer Clown🤡🔪: calm down it's not even that serious
Rat🐀: 😐
Me: what happened author-chan?
Weeb🥴: this ✨S T U P I D✨ son of BITCH nikolai SPILLED BLEACH ON MY FAVORITE FUCKING SHIRT
Osamoo🐮💛: and the issue? i couldn't tell you how many times i've done the same to y/n's clothes
Aku👻: 👁👄👁
ChuChu😎: guess i don't have to kill dazai-
Me: 😐that's not a very funny joke dazai because i KNOW IT BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE
Higucci👌🏻: dazai-san it's been nice knowing you😃👍🏻
Assassins Creed🔪: i literally felt that second hand anger author-chan, akutagawa had to stop doing the laundry because he kept doing that stupid shit
Weeb🥴: never in my life did i think i would say this but: 🧚🏻♀️✨KILL ALL MEN✨🧚🏻♀️
Killer Clown🤡🔪: sounds hot, go ahead and try pussy
Me: 🔫😃
Simp😂: what the fuck-
Simp😂: i'm just tryna be a good boyfriend and get my girl food and y'all-
Weeb🥴: nikolai i'm putting your hand in the blender😃
Killer Clown🤡🔪: only if you promise to blow me after❤️
Rat🐀: the- i- i ain't even gonna say anything-
Simp😂: so nikolai doesn't feel threatened- what😃 the😃 fawk😃
Osamoo🐮💛: deadass kinda felt the fear-
ChuChu😎: i don't get scared often but when i do- it's because of author-chan
Me: woof
Osamoo🐮💛: bark bark bitch😼
Simp😂: my only question is why are you using a cat emoji when you're saying bark bark-
Osamoo🐮💛: my question is why tf you simp for a woman who acts more like a man than you do-
Weeb🥴: HEHXHWHXHSHCHE
Rat🐀: f in the chat for tachihara
Me: f😭
Killer Clown🤡🔪: f💀
Aku👻: 🍿
ChuChu😎: aku have some popcorn over
YOU ARE READING
Eternally His (Dazai Osamu x Reader)
FanfictionDazai Osamu, a now member of the Armed Detective Agency, is trying his hardest to become the man Odasaku wanted him to, to be on the side of good, but when he crosses paths with an old time lover, whom has changed so much since their last meeting, h...
