Y/N POV
Ahri: Haircut! You aren't getting out if it mister!
Y/N: Alright...
Ahri: Yessss...
She yanks me along until we reach the hair salon.
HAIR TIME!
Nothing special at all.
They chopped up my mop top and turned it into some... short, slicked back hair, like a businessman or... some sort of hitman, solutions agent type.
Thank you for the internet to teach me things I didn't know and DID NOT need to know.
Y/N: You couldn't let me braid it and call it a day?
Ahri: Oh, that would look good... damn... well, it'll grow back!
Ghost: Uh, he has to be alive for a long time for that to happen. Seeing as the weather channel said the snow is coming, hair follicles will grow slower in the cold, unlike the heat.
Y/N: Who...
Ghost: Who? Well, you, actually, you won't be able to grow hair as fast, so this may be your haircut for a while.
Y/N: Asked...
Ghost: What?
Ahri giggles, patting me with her tail.
Ahri: Hey, don't be mean to your little <wonder>.
Y/N: Okay... fine... so, what's next?
Ahri: Continue what we did in the mall...
We walk out to the car while I get used to walking in this new coat.
I avoid kicking it, looking like I have a stick shoved up my butt.
*NYOOOM!*
Ahri parks her "Lambo" next to Eve's "Lambo".
Ghost spins his shell around, rising out of the cup holder.
Ghost: That was... surprisingly, a comfortable ride all things considered. Usually the guardian keeps me safe while I'm transmatted.
Ahri: Awww... I'll keep you safe <my little wonder>.
She rubs the top of his shell, making him furrow his top shell again.
When I get out of the car, I'm met with a familiar sight, Ekko and Jinx, standing beside an old Toyota truck of some kind.
Ahri: You gonna come in? Who are they? Is that Jinx? JINX!!! Leave me alone with my boo!
Jinx: I need help from your boo!
Y/N: What kind of help?
Ahri: I!!! I...
She starts mouthing words to her.
I can tell she says, "We need to bed!"
Jinx: "Can I be in on it?"
Ahri shakes her head, growling.
Jinx: Well, let me borrow him for like... just an hour, not even, and then he can come back!
Ahri: You better be gone for only an hour...
Y/N: I will, I promise, I know what we need to do baby.
I give her a peck on the lips, and she slaps my butt with her tails as I walk away.
Ekko: What's going on, pops?
Y/N: I'm not that much older than you, damn man.
I fist bump him and fist bump Jinx.
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