Kai made these awesome... hot... steamy... oh god I'm staring again... I quickly look away and back down at my food on my plate. Fuck, I'm such a pervert, ever since Ahri and I kept going at it almost every night it's just been hell. Suddenly my horny thoughts are stopped by a call on my phone.
I silence it, looking back at the dumplings, they were dumplings and they were fucking amazing. She tried to mold two different cultures together, like authentic Piltovian cuisine and Ionian and I think she nailed it.
Meatloaf and potato dumplings may sound gross but they're pretty good.
They call again, and again, and again. Fuck it, fine, I'll pick it up. I take out my phone and it's revealed that it's Braum. I scooch out and leave the table, heading right outside to talk.
Y/N: Sorry, I've been missing for a couple weeks I forgot to pay rent.
Braum: Yeah, you're evicted, don't worry. Graves told us everything but seems that wasn't enough for Vi to not give you the boot...
Y/N: That bitch... Sorry, sorry, she's a lovely woman but she's all business, it's alright.
Braum: Sent your stuff over to the K/DA house last week since I know you... spend more time with Ahri more than you do anyone else...
Y/N: Yeah...
Braum: Good to hear from you again, so, when you getting back in the cage?
I turn around and look in the window. Kai is now looking at me in curiosity.
Y/N: Never.
Braum: But... you're its champion! Nobody else holds your record!
Y/N: Good, now find someone who can; that time on the island gave me a new perspective. I'm done. I appreciate you for helping me settle into this place, and I'll never forget how good I thought it was to fight. However... I will no longer be doing it.
Braum: How else will you get that unreleased light out of you?!
Y/N: I have my ways...
I wink at Kai and all she does is jump, dropping the blind and then zooming away, probably back to the kitchen to keep working on dessert.
Braum: Uh... Huh... Okay, well, have fun with that. I'm not going to stop you anymore, you seemed busy.
Y/N: No shit, I was eating dinner with my girlfriend before you spam called me. So, a week ago?! Where's my stuff?!
Braum: Downstairs in the basement. Ahri made me put them down there.
Y/N: Thanks... alright, bye.
I hang up and walk back in, sitting down with the rest of the group, this time between Ahri and Kai.
Ahri: Good phone call?
Y/N: Yeah, it was just Braum... letting me know I got kicked out and upset that I'm not cage fighting anymore...
Kali and Eve: YOU WHAT?!
Y/N: Guys! Relax... and yes, I'm not cage fighting anymore. Being on that island sort of made me realize I just... I just need to relax.
Kali: Dude, you're like the best cage fighter ever! You're still young, it's not like you can just retire!
Eve: You even got put on TV for crying out loud! Now you'll have to publicly announce that you're retiring!
Ahri: It made me proud how you were able to fight... but if you really just want to relax then I have no problem with that...
Y/N: I've been fighting stuff for over 8 years; I think I'm done punching shit to death. Makes it even worse that I'm fighting actual people, or worse, people that pale in comparison to my power.
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Multiverse Destiny (K/DA x Guardian Male Reader)(D1 x LoL)
FanfictionY/N, a human guardian that protects the Traveler and all he holds dear. It is his duty to push back the darkness, hopefully eradicating it from existence with his light. This... guardian, like many others, has hardly any background, has hardly any f...
