This place is straight out of a movie. Out front was a fountain with some angels spitting water out. Walking inside, the whole fucking lobby is a mix of marble flooring and gold everything. Tacky, except for the ebony wood in the right spots, breaking it up a little.
???: Can I help you, sir?
Y/N: Uh, yeah, I'm here for a room.
???: I'm sorry... this place is for higher-
Y/N: Get me a fuckin' room.
*SLAP!*
I slap the card on the table, not the concierge.
Y/N: I heard Yuumi was in here, I'm a friend of Akali, said that she was the cat lady to talk to.
She looks around, then smirks at me, bowing.
???: My apologies...
She floats away from the desk, and I hear some purring... from under the desk. I see a tail come up from under the desk, and then a cat hops up in the seat. Pretty and... blueish purple, exotic...
Y/N: Awww... look at you, so handsome in your little bow-
I attempt to reach out and pet it-
*NIP! ZAP!*
It gives me a little chomp on my one finger, sending an electric shock up my arm and nearly numbing it.
Y/N: YEEOW!!! Motherfucker... sorry... you're Yuumi? Not what I expected.
Yuumi: I get that a lot and it's very disrespectful!
Y/N: I'm sorry, it must be rough living life as a mystical cat.
Yuumi: You have no idea... so, a friend of Akali, how do I know you didn't steal her card?
Y/N: Because I didn't.
Yuumi squints her eyes, putting her paws on the table to get a close look at me. She sniffs me, and then as she does so, her eyes flash. When she goes back to sitting on the seat, she smirks.
Yuumi: Okay then! Normally Akali brings me a snack...
Y/N: Sorry... I don't have anything, everywhere is closed too, I thought it was an easy check-in!
Yuumi: Relax, relax! You might be legitimate, but something about you seems off...
Y/N: I'm from another universe, this is my first time on Runeterra, ever.
Yuumi: And meeting the K/DA... off to a good start...
She tunes me out as she starts tacking away on her computer, registering me a room and then scanning the card. She hands it back to me with two room keys.
Yuumi: Welcome to our universe! And... you picked a great place to spend the night. I hope everything is to your liking!
Y/N: Do I have to pay?
Yuumi: It charges the card... so take that up with Akali...
Y/N: Oh...
Sting whispers: She just paid for your room in a five-star hotel.
Yuumi: Do you have any strange pets?
Y/N: Just my little parasite, Sting here.
I hold out my hand and he forms in it, sighing and shaking his shell around.
Sting: I'm not a parasite, I'm your lifesaver.
Yuumi: Woah... he's like a toy!
Y/N: NO! He is not a toy! He's literally what keeps me immortal.
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Multiverse Destiny (K/DA x Guardian Male Reader)(D1 x LoL)
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