Jacob Sartorius One Shots {NO LONGER ACTIVE}

Book Club

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The grocery bag you were carrying into the house tore from the bottom spilling half the food in it.

"F*ck my life!"

You tell angrily picking up your food as you force your way into the house. You had just returned from buying snacks at the convenience store on the end of your street.

"Moooooooom I'm ho-"

You cut your sentence off as you walk into the living room looking like an absolute hot mess to see your mom sitting with the ladies from her book club and a boy who looked about your age. 

"And here's my very loud disorganized daughter now, Y/n you know everyone"

"Uh hi?"

They smile at you as you walk to the kitchen to put your snacks away. You attempt to speed walk upstairs but-

"Y/n come join us"

"Damnit"

You mutter under your breath as you sit next to her trying your hardest not to go off.

"Don't pretend you don't wanna be here"

"But I'm not pretending"

You mutter under your breath again. This time people heard you and stifled a laugh.

"Oh sweetheart I have a friend for you, Y/n has trouble making friends"

She explains to the book club

"Uh no, I don't"

They laugh again.

"Anyway this is Jacob, Pats son, hopefully making a new friend will help with your social anxiety"

"But I never had social anxiety"

"It's ok Y/n everyone struggles in their own way"

"Actually I have a pretty nice group of friends at scho-"

"No need to overreact"

By now everyone including this "Jacob" character was laughing.

"Where are you getting this from!"

"Don't worry sweetheart, parenting weekly says the best way to help your kid become more outgoing is to embarrass them in front of people"

"Oh my f*cking god"

"Language!"

She slaps your thigh.

"English"

Everyone including you was laughing now.

"See it worked"

Your mom states.

"Mom"

"Yes"

"That damn magazine lied to you"

"Actually I think you've become more outgoing in the last 7 minutes"

"Shut up"

You get up and walk away hearing them laugh behind you.
~~~

You were now sitting on the kitchen counter eating Nutella and pretzels as your mom continues her book club meeting.

"Hey"

You look up from your Nutella to see him standing in your kitchen

"Hi?"

"Your Mom said you could show me where the water bottles are"

"Sure"

You jump off the counter and walk to one of the tall cabinets in your kitchen. You attempt to reach the third shelf but usually you can only reach it by climbing on the counter. Suddenly you get a boost of height. You reach a bottle and feel your feet touch the floor again. As you turn around he closes the door pinning you against it.

"T-thanks"

"No problem short stack"

You blush at the sudden nickname.

"Can I ask you something"

He says seductively getting closer to your lips.
You nod your head yes.

"Is this helping your social anxiety"

Bruuuuuuuuh...am I the only one who finds this really funny. Also I redid the order of the episodes so check it out. Anyways ly and feel free to request ideas or whatever💖💖💖~ Bianca