proof that wattpad is drunk

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Education with Bianca: play the song so you laugh more

You may have thought that only YouTube could be drunk but no...Wattpad can do it too. I keep seeing evidence of this in my edit screen when I write these, so I figured I'd catch the evidence and show you. If you can explain how what I'm about to show you is possible then your obviously a wizard.

Here is a screenshot of my edit screen. I edited this with my Snapchat so don't judge:

Disclaimer: By now I have published some of those

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Disclaimer: By now I have published some of those. Looks pretty normal right...well think again:

So if you don't understand what's going on look closer

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So if you don't understand what's going on look closer. In that picture I published "911 Part 5" 16 minutes ago and no one saw it. Then I published "Connection: The Backstory" and somehow 10 people saw it instantly. HOW THE F*CK IS THAT POSSIBLE! WHERE WERE THESE 10 PEOPLE 16 MINUTES AGO! I'm also noticing there's no dot under the green question mark.

Anyways I have more proof:

Once again as shown by my clearly professional photographic evidence, "911 Part 5" has less reads even though it was published 17 MINUTES before the other one

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Once again as shown by my clearly professional photographic evidence, "911 Part 5" has less reads even though it was published 17 MINUTES before the other one. Also did you notice that they switched places by themselves. Sometimes when I update my chapters move around by themselves, which is why I constantly complain about putting them in alphabetical order. That way if one of them moves I'll know. See I'm smart. I notice things.

So basically the point I'm trying to make is that Wattpad is clearly drunk and not functioning properly. I'm sorry I had to rant about this, but I thought it would be funny to mention.

Also I don't know if you can see it based on those pictures, but I have A BUNCH of drafts left to publish and I lowkey believe that's why the chapters keep changing places, because at least once after I update they reappear in the same spot where I first wrote them. Why do I sound like I'm filing a paranormal investigation case to the Ghostbusters.

Thank you all for your support, I'm getting professional help don't worry. Jk jk I actually don't know what's happening with this but one of my chapters just went missing yesterday and then magically appeared. I don't know if Wattpad is trying to tell me something but I'm not tryna find out.

Thanks for reading this if you actually read it because I just exposed Wattpad 😂😂😂~ Bianca out

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