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Assassination Classoom - Isogai

Uhhh I've had this for literally months and I kinda hate it, but I need to post something so-- here?

Also, I'm curious, how old are you? I imagine most of you are anywhere from 11-18.

Male reader.

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Have you ever felt so broken so sad that you just feel like melting? Like collapsing where you stand? Like jumping off of a bridge? Calling an ambulance for yourself? Like your heart just jumped out of your body? Like you just couldn't care anymore? You can't even bare to look at the people you love or those who love you?

Well, all I can say to that is, "That sucks."

My ex-boyfriend's eyebrows knit together and glare at me, "Did you even hear a word I just said to you?!"

I shake my head, "Nope," I don't believe in lying for the sake of being polite. If I didn't do something I'm not going to lie that I did, it's useless and it only causes more problems. So I don't do it.

He rubs the sides of his forehead, "You're really insufferable, you know that right?"

I shrug, "I've heard," before I take a long sip out of my cup of (drink). He growls, showing his teeth a little at his frustration.

He shakes his head and rubs his eyes with the palms of his hands, "I really hate you..."

"So this is beneficial to the both of us," I say while getting ready to stand up from my seat. It isn't that big of a deal, it's only a breakup, besides we started this as just hookups. I don't remember when we started actually dating and I would like for it to go back to us being complete strangers.

He reaches into his jacket pocket and then throws a box onto the table in front of me. I look at it for a few seconds before I pick it up and open it. Inside is a blinding silver watch, I've been wanting it for months now, but I've always had no desire to actually buy it. I look up to my ex for a second to see that he already has his backpack on, "Let me pay you back," I say.

I shakes his head and sticks his hand up, "Don't. Take it as a parting gift."

"Why are you even angry?" I ask and though I don't really care, I feel almost obligated to ask.

He let's out a little scoff, "Seriously? Why am I angry? I'm not angry. I'm disappointed. I thought that you wouldn't betray me. That you'd be faithful to me and only me. Then you go and break up on our six month anniversary, saying that you had been sleeping with some other guy. Not to mention a week after my birthday and a day before your own, " I had completely forgotten about that. "Happy birthday, by the way."

"Is this what this is?" I ask while lifting up the box, "A birthday present?" He nods his head, "Then take it back. I don't need it."

"I don't want it," He snarls back, "Like I said, you're insufferable. You think money can solve everything, well I don't want your money or your sorry apology. I just want you to leave me alone now."

"Whatever you say," I say as he turns around and walks away. I run my hand through my hair, what a disaster that turned out to be.

I hear a short chuckle from behind me and I turn to see my most trusted friend, Isogai, standing there with a rag, "Again?" He drops the rag onto the table and rubs it around in a few circular motions before picking it up and going to another table.

I roll my eyes, "Just so you know, this one was not as good in bed," I can see Isogai shudder at that and I just have to laugh. You see, Isogai owns this cafe and due to it's amazing drinks and deserts I have become quite the regular here. I typically don't take my significant others here unless I am breaking up with them, I find that they don't return if they are reminded of a bitter memory.