The Ludicrous Escapade

A Few Drops of Blood

The rock you and Jonathan were standing on suddenly crumbled. Both of you began to fall towards the ground. You looked down and saw a rather large man with a horned helmet and a more normal sized man with long flowing locks.

"He lifted and crushed that boulder with just one finger!" Your eyes widened at the words. Was it even possible to break a rock with just one finger?

"Those two zombies are moving for JoJo and (Y/N)!"

You and Jonathan landed on a much more solid piece of ground. You were now face to face with the two zombies. They were truly intimidating.

"T-there's no way they can handle both. If I had a little circulation..."

"Then what?"

"I could heal my arm a bit. Is there some way to thaw my arm?"

"Baron Zeppeli, you need to heat up your arm, right?"

"Y-You have a plan?!"

"How about this?!"

You glanced back at Speedwagon when you heard the sizzling sound. You were a bit surprised to see Zeppeli's arm on Speedwagon abs. You didn't realize he was so ripped. You'd have to ask him about it later. Right now you had more pressing concerns, such as Blueford.

"Zoom Punch!" Shouted Jonathan as he went for an attack. It wasn't very effective though, and the zombie's hair wrapped Jonathan's arm. The hair seemed to pulsate as if it was drinking Jonathan's blood.

"Your blood is mine!"

You supposed it actually was drinking blood. You saw your blue haired friend try and send Hamon through the hair. It didn't work and now the much larger zombie pulled out its humongous sword. The sword seemed taller than you!

"Every Englishman knows the legendary knights Tarukus and Blueford. Even history bows to my will! And the story of their delusion gave me goosebumps. These legendary heroes cursed the world. I dug them up and gave them life! I turned them into unstoppable revenants!"

"We swore fealty to Lord Dio! We have come to end the world! Death to Everyone!"

You moved to cut the hair trapping Jonathan so you could avoid an attack from the giant zombie, but Jonathan was ahead of you.

"Scarlet Overdrive!"

Everyone looked at him in awe, even Blueford was impressed.

"The boy has some skill. He's perfect for warming up after a 300 year nap. "

A zombie then jumped out and went to attack you, "This one's flesh belongs to me! I'll gnaw on her yummy cartilage!"

Jonathan's eyes widened at the sight, "Another zombie! (Y/N)! Look out!"

Your blade was ready. You could easily handle a zombie as weak as that. Blueford zoomed towards it instead. You hadn't even seen him move.

"The lady won't be harmed by a weakling like you."

With a touch of his finger the zombie was flung away.

Mostly out of habit you mumbled, "thanks, I think."

For a brief moment you saw a flash of something across his face. For that moment he looked a bit more human. He whispered back, "You're welcome." Then the moment was gone and he turned to Dio. "Lord Dio, this young man has a great deal of spirit! I ask for the pleasure of drawing the curtains on his life!"

"As you will."

"Tarukus stand aside." Tarukus began to move towards you, instead.