The Ludicrous Escapade

We've Arrived! Sort of...

All of you were spiraling down the whirlpool created by the enemy's Stand's inhalation of water.

"You're all so slow." A rather feminine spoke up. "Didn't you realize that if the rocks are mineral, that means the sea bed is mostly mineral, too?"

"The Stand's power has increased because it's user is nearby!" Shouted Kakyoin. "She must be very close!"

"Precisely!" Replied the enemy, "I'm seven meters above, on the shore. But the High Priestess will grind you to bits, so you'll never see my face."

The water stopped its motion and you all landed on what was currently your ground. Kakyoin was first to speak, "I-I wonder exactly where in the Stand we are."

You pointed at the set of teeth in front of you, "It looks like we're still just in the mouth. We weren't sucked down it's throat or anything."

"Hey, Jotaro." Called the Enemy, "Jotaro, you're my type, so this will be hard for me. It's too bad I have to make my Stand, the High Priestess, digest you." While she spoke, Polnareff whispered into the Kujo's ear, "If only we had met under different circumstances. How sad. But if I kill you, Lord Dio will praise me. Don't hate me!"

Polnareff pulled away and Jotaro sighed, "Yare yare. Do I have to say that?"

"Say it! Come on, just hurry up and say it!" Whispered Polnareff as he lightly punched the Kujo's chest.

"Say what?" Questioned Avdol.

Your eyed widened a bit before you nodded, "Oh, I see..."

"Midler," started Jotaro. "I'd like to see your face once. You might be my type. I might fall for you."

The inside of the mouth gained a pink glow as Midler let out a gasp. Polnareff piped in, "I-I think she's probably gorgeous! I can tell from her voice."

Avdol joined the conversation, "Indeed. I get the impression of a very elegant woman. It's my fortune teller's instinct."

"Doesn't she sound like the actress Audrey Hepburn?" Asked Kakyoin.

Joseph folded his arms, "If only I were thirty years younger."

Caesar somewhat harshly elbowed Joseph in the side while laughing, "As if age would ever stop you."

You gave Kars an encouraging look. He rolled his eyes and spoke, his silky voice echoing throughout the High Priestess' mouth, "Truly she must be some sort of goddess. I believe I am infatuated already."

The room became even redder and it started shaking, "You bastards! You don't mean any of that! I'll kill you!" The ground moved from underneath your feet, causing all of you to be flung upwards.

"Holy shit!" Screamed Joseph.

"Everyone, look! It's the Stand's tongue! Look out! Be careful!" Shouted Kakyoin as the slimy appendage moved towards all of you.

"Jotaro!" Cried out Midler as the tongue hit against the Kujo, making him cough up blood as he was flung between two molars.

"Jotaro! Dodge!" Shouted Polnareff. "You'll be crushed!"

Jotaro brought out Star Platinum and it kept the tooth at bay above its user. Midler laughed, "You want to pit your strength against mine? Jotaro! These teeth are as hard as diamonds! You'll never break them! I'll kill you first!"

"Save Jotaro!" Ordered Joseph while bringing out Hermit Purple. The others began bringing their own Stands out. In the corner of your eye you saw a bubble form between Caesar's hands. You only got a glimpse of a pink haired lady with a blue starfish bra sort of thing.