The Ludicrous Escapade

What Are We Waiting For?

Joseph and Caesar continued with their fighting despite the failed Hamon kiss. You were ignoring the noise around you until you heard the blonde Italian speak again.

"My grandfather died because your grandfather got in the way!"

Caesar, Joseph, and Speedwagon all looked in your direction when they heard the sound of your umbrella clacking against the stone ground.

You stomped towards the Zeppeli, pointing a finger angrily at him."How dare you say that about Jonathan!"

"Why do you even care? It's not as if you knew either of them!"

You might have hurt Caesar if not for Speedwagon putting a hand on your shoulder. His other hand gripped your (f/c) umbrella, which you gently took from him.

The old man spoke, "You've gone too far, Caesar. Recalling such memories is painful for (Y/N) and myself."

Joseph and Caesar were a bit confused by Speedwagon's choice of words, but continued anyways. The Joestar slowly climbed out of the fountain that he must have fallen into at one point. Water dripped from his body, "It's one thing to insult me, but to insult my late grandfather?!"

Caesar jumped from his spot on the fountain into the air, "I have a way of defeating the Pillar Men. A killer technique!" He slapped his hands together and when he pulled them apart a soapy substance was between them. "My Hamon Bubble Launcher!"

You wondered what good bubbles would do against the almighty Pillar Men. Caesar definitely seemed confident in the ability, so hopefully it lived up to his hype.

"My clothing and gloves are coated in a special bubble-building soap solution!" Ah, no wonder he smelled so clean. "I'll blast you back to the countryside, Joestar!"

The bubbles swirled around before hitting Joseph, flinging him upwards. He was then enveloped in a giant bubble which he struggled to get out of.

Caesar sat next to you on the fountain, a hand wrapping around your waist, you glared at him while he spoke to Joseph, "Your ability to remain conscious is admirable, but your Hamon will never break my bubble barrier. What a pity, your breathing appears a bit off." You glanced at Joseph who indeed seemed to be struggling to inhale oxygen. "I'll let you enjoy suffocating for a moment."

"Now you'll say, Signorina, truly I am the better of the two, no?"

Caesar leaned in to kiss you once again, "Signorina, truly I am the better of the two, no?"

One of the birds nesting in your scarf jumped into Caesar's face. It didn't appreciate the Italian's closeness to its resting spot and the force of its attack pushed Zeppeli into the fountain.

The two males were now both in front of the fountain, gasping for air. You watched them, amused.

Joseph spoke first, "I didn't even realize the birds would be so protective of her, but I knew you'd try to kiss her when you thought you had won, playboy! I'll say it again. You couldn't even beat a pigeon!" Caesar looked away, angrily.

Speedwagon sighed, "Oh dear..."

The four of you eventually returned to the hotel once it was later in the day and the sun had set. Caesar jumped and crossed his legs mid air before landing in the chair across from Joseph. It seemed a bit excessive but you didn't really care and you sat across from your dear companion, Speedwagon.

Joseph glared at the blonde male, obviously not happy with how he sat down. Speedwagon seemed a bit nervous and was probably hoping another fight wouldn't occur. Caesar was taking a sip of some drink from a really tiny mug.