The Ludicrous Escapade

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You leaned towards Polnareff who was still driving, "You doing okay, Jean? Are you tired at all?"

He laughed, "Perhaps a little bit, but I'm sure if you give me another kiss I'll wake right up."

Jotaro narrowed his eyes, "Another? What do you mean another?"

Kakyoin crawled back over to sit in his original seat as he combed through his hair, "He kissed her after he killed J. Geil. It wasn't exactly consensual, though. But on another note, we'll reaching the Indo-Pakistan border in no time... We'll be saying goodbye to India very soon."

Joseph let out a low hum from his spot in the back, "Indeed. At first I wondered what kind of country we'd walked into, but now I miss the hustle and bustle of Calcutta, and the rushing water of the Ganges."

"I'll be coming back again, so I can make Avdol a proper grave." Vowed Polnareff, despite the Egyptian man actually being very much alive, Jotaro and Kakyoing had told you the other day when you were signing into the hotel. Though, you supposed no one had told the French man yet, so he wouldn't have been able to know. Even so, everyone cast there gaze downward in respect for the man.

Hoping to change the subject, you rested a hand on the Zeppeli's seat, "Caesar, how's figuring out your Stand going?"

He motioned to the bubble in front of him, "It's going alright, I guess. It functions sort of like a security camera system. Like a small recording device that follows a person that I name or the user of a certain Stand. Like if I say Joseph Joestar or Hermit purple a bubble will follow him until I make it go away or someone pops it. You also have to be a bit specific to see something. There are too many Josephs so just saying that won't work, but there is currently only one Joseph Joestar. I'm sure the range is limited as well since I can't seem to use it to see Dio or Holly."

"Hey, why the hell are you trying to spy on my daughter?!" Shouted Joseph while throwing something at the Italian's head.

He might have said more if not for Polnareff speaking up first, "The road's getting narrower." The car in front of yours was driving at an incredibly slow speed while causing clouds of dirt to form. Polnareff's window was open and the dust moved in causing him to cough. "Stop driving so slow, you're in the way! I'm gonna pass them." He drove closer to the side of the cliff and sped on past the red car, flinging rocks at their windshield in the process.

Kakyoin wasn't happy with the French man's actions, "Polnareff, you're being reckless!"

Polnareff ignored the Noriaki, "This four-wheel drive is great!"

Joseph looked at the car from the back window, "Hey, do you think that might've flung pebbles at their car?"

Polnareff shrugged, "Who knows? It could have."

"We don't need any trouble or accidents right now." Reminded the Joestar. "Two of us are wanted because of what happened in Varanasi, you know. I'd like to cross the border safely."

You nodded in agreement, "I'd prefer that too. I've already had to contact a lot of the SPW foundation members since this journey started, I'd prefer to not have that number increase. Once this whole Dio fiasco is over and done with, I should give them all a raise, that's for certain." You thought about Mark who had been practically working himself to death since everything started, despite you encouraging him to take a break and spend some time with his family.

Polnareff then slammed down the breaks, effectively snapping you out of your train of thought. Jotaro's arm moved across your chest, stopping you from lurching forward with everyone else.