The Ludicrous Escapade

Toilet Licker

Jotaro stared at the old woman impatiently, "Well, answer me. Maybe it's because I liked Columbo as a kid, but when something bothers me, I can't even sleep at night."

The old woman's whole body was shaking as she looked up at the Kujo, "W-Why do you suspect me?" She coughed into her bandages hand. "The hotel register! You wrote your name on the hotel register earlier!" She coughed again, "It's so dry in here. You wrote Jotaro Kujo."

"Oh? You mean this thing?" He reached into his jacket and pulled it out. The booklet was already open to the correct set of pages.

"Yes, that exact thing!" She quickly read the name written, "Qtaro Kujo?"

You rose an eyebrow, "Cute-aro?"

"Jotaro isn't written anywhere. I suspected you from the moment you called me Joestar when we first met." He tossed the book into the air, letting it fall to the ground. "I told the others not to use my name." You gave him a confused look, he never mentioned this to you. "And yet you knew my name... which means..." The old woman avoided eye contact, struggling to formulate a proper sentence. "It's no use playing stupid. I already know you're one of the Stand users after us, old hag. What's wrong? Aren't you going to show me your stand?"

"I've already showed it to you!" Shouted the old lady as the door behind the two of you practically exploded from the shear amount of zombie-like people pushing against it.

Jotaro brought out Star Platinum, but you were quicker. You gave Wamuu a small nod and he began to rotate his arms. You pulled Jotaro back a bit, not wanting him in the line of the attack. You just hoped Polnareff wasn't all that close to the enemies, "Divine Samdstorm!" They were shredded to bits and flung around. The area in between caught in a sudden shower of blood. The whole sight was rather gruesome, but at least it got the job done. Plus it was worth it to see Wamuu so happy to use his technique again.

At first the old woman seemed frightened but she soon started cackling. Jotaro grunted as a baby that had managed to avoid the deadly attack stabbed through his left leg. "My Stand, Justice, will win!" The fog seemed to gain the shape of a crown adorning a skull as well as a pair of skeletal hands. Blood from Jotaro's wound began to mix with the fog and the baby that was covered with holes crawled into the old woman's arms, "I just need one spot! One little spot! You've fallen into my trap, Jotaro!"

Someone crawled out from the hallway of the broken door, Jotaro thought it was one of his comrades, "Polnareff?!"

But it wasn't just the French man. You looked at the cowboy curiously, "Hol Horse?"

"Yes, (Y/N), it's me, Hol Horse! Enya's Stand is a fog Stand. Your wound will turn into a hole like mine, and she'll control you with the fog." He showed of the ten yen coin sized hole in his wrist. "She can even control corpses!"

"Shut your mouth, Hol Horse!" Shouted the woman you now knew as Enya. She used her Stand to make the man punch himself in the face. Star Platinum took form next to its user and began to punch the fog. The old woman laughed, "Can you punch fog with your fist? Can you cut fog with your sword? Can you shoot fog with your gun? Futile! Absolutely futile! You guys can't do anything!"

Hol Horse watched in terror, "Th-That's the ultimate Stand! Our little Stands don't stand a chance. There's nothing that can defeat that Stand."

Wamuu glowered at him, "Did you just call me little?"

"Now I'll control you, too, Jotaro!" Shouted the old woman.

Polnareff decided to warn his friend despite the wound on his tongue, "R-Run, Jotaro! You'll get a hole in your leg!"

"Yare yare daze. There's no reason to run. Before that old hag takes another breath, I'll defeat that Stand. You can put yours away, (Y/N). Keep an eye on those two." You shrugged and took a step away from the Kujo and closer to the French man and cowboy.