The Ludicrous Escapade

Not the Time for Tea

The baby sat on Joseph's lap as he held out a spoonful of the apparently tasty mush, "Okay, open wiiide! It's dewicious!" The baby reeled back in what seemed to be disgust while almost on the verge of tears, "Oh? That's strange. I'm sure you're hungry, but you don't want any? Say, ah."

Kakyoin stomped over and whacked the wooden spoon out of Joseph's hand, "Mr. Joestar! I'm sure of it now! I don't know where he hid the scorpion, but he's a Stand user! And I have the very thing to prove that!" He rolled up his sleeve, "Look at the wound on my arm! At what it says! This is a warning. This must be a wound I got in my sleep."

You put a hand on Kakyoin's shoulder as you pointed at the child, "Do you all get it now? That baby is our enemy!"

"Oh, my God!" Shouted Joseph.

"Kakyoin, did you do that to yourself?" Asked Jotaro.

Polnareff took a step back, "K-Kakyoin, you've finally..."

Caesar remained silent. He seemed unsure of what to say as he glanced between you and the red haired man. To think Kakyoin was crazy was one thing, but with you so certain that Kakyoin's behavior was justified, he wasn't so sure if he could doubt along with everyone else.

Joseph held the baby closer as he screamed once again, "Oh, my god!"

You took a step forward, seriously upset with the behavior of your comrades, "What the hell is wrong with all of you?!"

Kakyoin put an arm in front of you, "Don't worry (Y/N), I'll just have to use force! Hierophant Green!" He brought out his Stand and had it head towards the baby only for Silver Chariot to knock Kakyoin out with the hilt of the rapier. You caught his falling form.

Polnareff looked down at Kakyoin, "It's no use. He's totally lost his mind." He shifted his gaze to you, "Don't make me have to knock you out as well."

You glared at Polnareff and grit your teeth, "No, of course I won't. But you've made a mistake. All of you." Caesar began to reach towards you. He opened his mouth only to close it again and shift his gaze to the ground.

Joseph walked over to the basket and set the baby back down as Polnareff spoke. "So Kakyoin can't fight or travel with us anymore?"

Joseph stood up from his crouched position while you unrolled a sleeping bag for Kakyoin, "We'll figure out what to do with him in the morning. Let's go to sleep."

You started to hoist up Noriaki on your own to carry him to his sleeping bag, struggling a bit. Polnareff walked over to you, "I'll help you carry him." You ignored him and brought out Kars, having him help you instead. You maintained your silence as you set up your sleeping back next to the red haired man, ignoring them as you drifted off into a not so peaceful sleep.

When your eye's open once more, you were met with the sight of the light green sky you had seen once before. All the memories from before flooded back into your head. You then noticed your whole view was rotating and you sat up to see you were actually just sitting in a tea cup on a ride. You see a familiar red head of hair in a tea cup not so far from your own.

Kakyoin turned around, smiling while taking a seat next to you. "You believed in me even when the others didn't. Thank you, (Y/N)." Hierophant Green appeared next to him and gave you two encouraging thumbs ups.

You watched it curiously, "How are you able to bring your Stand out?"

"I kept my Stand out as I was being knocked out. This let me bring it over. Did you not do the same?" He glanced behind you, encouraging you to follow his line of vision.

Behind you floated the ultimate being himself, Kars. He pursed his lips together and frowned slightly, "I may or may not have decided to watch over you as you went to sleep..."