The Ludicrous Escapade

Should've Stayed Home

You woke up to someone shaking you. You opened your eyes to see Caesar crouched next to you and Wamuu was sitting criss cross applesauce holding the Italian's wrist. A quick glance around the room showed you that Joseph was leaning in the doorway of the room you were staying in.

"Did something happen? Why did you wake me up?" You asked, groggily.

Wamuu spoke, "I apologize. It was I who woke you. The blonde Hamon user looked like he was going to do something funny so I grabbed his wrist to stop him."

You gave the Pillar Man a small smile, "I see, Wamuu. Thank you for waking me then. You can let go of him now."

Caesar's eyes widened as he backed away from you, "Y-You're telling me that the reason I couldn't move my hand anymore is because Wamuu's there?!"

You nodded, "Yeah, but why are you guys here?"

Caesar glanced nervously around the room with his arms extended, hoping to not bump into a Pillar Man he couldn't see. Joseph decided to answer your question, "Because you have to leave for school. I had Caesar wake you up because I didn't want to interact with Wamuu."

Caesar glared at Joseph, obviously angry, "You really think it's that funny that I can't see Stands?" Caesar tripped on the edge of your futon and began to fall. Wamuu caught the Italian so he wouldn't crush you. Caesar screamed as he quickly pushed himself away.

Joseph covered his mouth to stifle his laughter, "Perhaps..."

You tilted your head to the side, confused about the Joestar's previous statement, "Wait, Joseph. I'm one hundred and twenty years old, why would I be going to school?"

Joseph let out a huff, "I got you enrolled at Jotaro's school. That's how I was able to get you a uniform. You're going to pose as a transfer student." He tossed you a piece of paper, "That's your schedule." He waved over his Italian friend, "C'mon Caesar, let's go. (Y/N) needs to get ready for school."

Caesar took one last nervous glance around the room, "Uh yeah, sure..."

You sighed, "Okay, whatever." Joseph and Caesar then left the room, leaving you to get ready. Once done, you met up with Jotaro and the two of you started on your way to school.

You were stopped by Holly, "Kujo Jotaro! Wait!" She ran out of the house, "You forgot something!" You and Jotaro turned around and Holly put her hands onto her son's shoulders. "Goodness... Here, a goodbye kiss. Smooch." She gave him a quick peck on the cheek.

He looked away from his mom, "You bitch..." He pushed his mom away, "Stop clinging to your child already." Jotaro started walking down the path.

Holly waved her hand, "Okay! Have a good day!"

His fingers went to the brim of his hat and he tilted it down so it would cover his eyes, "Yare yare daze."

You gaze shot towards the high school student. Had he really just said what you thought he said? You briefly wondered if you were the one responsible for him having such behavior, but you were quick to start following after Jotaro, not wanting him to get too far ahead. You slowed down once you got to his side. "You should really be nicer to your mother, you know."

He let out a long sigh and closed his eyes, "I'm only letting you follow me because I know you wouldn't know the way on your own, not because I want your advice."