1.
lucas: it's hard concentrating on my homework in this room.
yuta: why because jungwoo is here?
lucas: no, because of that huge mirror in front of me.
yuta:
lucas: my hair looks good today.
jungwoo: yes it does.
2.
mark: why do you like thunderstorms??
taeyong: BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT EVEN NATURE NEEDS TO SCREAM SOMETIMES.
mark: uh... oh... okay... bet it was hard raising 22 of us.
taeyong: [shaking] Y.E.S.
3.
doyoung: renjun is so cute, it feels like i raised him myself.
renjun, glaring at chenle: if you touch my hair one more time im going to fist fight you with brass knuckles on both hands.
yuta: yeah... it really does feel like it.
4.
yuta: do you want me to invite jungwoo?
lucas: yeah, uh, the whole group, jungwoo included.
yuta: look, just be straight with me man. you can be gay with jungwoo, just be straight with me.
5.
jaehyun, typing: hey, can you tell me who this is? haechan renamed all my contacts.
contact: and what am i called?
jaehyun: "height is a choice".
contact: I AM NOT SHORT!!!
jaehyun: oh hey ten.
6.
jisung: what do we do now? we need an adult.
chenle: let's call taeyong-hyung.
jisung: he'll be panicking.
chenle: doyoung-hyung?
jisung: someone less naggy please.
chenle: johnny-hyung?
jisung: he'd say "not my problem".
chenle: damn we don't have adults.
7.
mark: it's been an awful, terrible, no-good week.
mark: but hearing johnny convince lucas last night that j.r.r. tolkein's real name was "jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien" was absolutely priceless.
8.
haechan: consider the following.
haechan: seatbelts. except they throw you out of your seat and they're called yeetbelts.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.