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1.


lucas: it's hard concentrating on my homework in this room.

yuta: why because jungwoo is here?

lucas: no, because of that huge mirror in front of me.

yuta:

lucas: my hair looks good today.

jungwoo: yes it does.


2.


mark: why do you like thunderstorms??  

taeyong: BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT EVEN NATURE NEEDS TO SCREAM SOMETIMES.

mark: uh... oh... okay... bet it was hard raising 22 of us.

taeyong: [shaking] Y.E.S.


3.


doyoung: renjun is so cute, it feels like i raised him myself.

renjun, glaring at chenle: if you touch my hair one more time im going to fist fight you with brass knuckles on both hands.  

yuta: yeah... it really does feel like it.


4.


yuta: do you want me to invite jungwoo?

lucas: yeah, uh, the whole group, jungwoo included.

yuta: look, just be straight with me man. you can be gay with jungwoo, just be straight with me.


5.


jaehyun, typing: hey, can you tell me who this is? haechan renamed all my contacts.

contact: and what am i called?

jaehyun: "height is a choice".

contact: I AM NOT SHORT!!!

jaehyun: oh hey ten.


6.


jisung: what do we do now? we need an adult.  

chenle: let's call taeyong-hyung.

jisung: he'll be panicking.

chenle: doyoung-hyung?

jisung: someone less naggy please.

chenle: johnny-hyung?  

jisung: he'd say "not my problem".

chenle: damn we don't have adults.


7.


mark: it's been an awful, terrible, no-good week.  

mark: but hearing johnny convince lucas last night that j.r.r. tolkein's real name was "jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien" was absolutely priceless.


8.


haechan: consider the following.

haechan: seatbelts. except they throw you out of your seat and they're called yeetbelts.

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