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17.

1.

johnny: still short, i see.

ten: still pretending you're not hopelessly in love with me, i see.

2.

jaehyun: hey, how's the food?

jungwoo: it's great, send compliments to the chef!

jaehyun: okay. [goes to the kitchen]

jaehyun: you have beautiful eyes.

taeyong, blushing: thanks.

3.

doyoung: fuck ten chittaphon!

johnny: i'm trying!

4.

interviewer: welcome! you boys are...

taeil: hungry.

yuta: gorgeous.

mark: tired.

johnny: single.

haechan: young.

jaehyun: happy.

doyoung: gay.

jungwoo: even gayer.

winwin: underrated.

taeyong, sweating: w-we're nct 127-

5.

taeyong: remember johnny, when doing business, flatter the other person. make them feel good.

ten: [enters]

johnny: i love you.

6.

taeyong: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts?

yuta: yes but the problem is i don't wanna get murdered. you feel me?

taeil: i feel you.

kun: we all feel you.

yuta: why are so many people touching me?

doyoung: this is why you don't walk around in the middle of the night.

7.

ten: i agree with doyoung.

doyoung: shut up ten, you agreeing with me only makes me question if i'm even right.

8.

johnny, on pain meds: every year you pass your birthday and know you were born on that day. but every year you pass your death day and you have no clue.

taeyong, panicking: doctor, can't you give him meds that knock him out?

9.

yuta: i'm doyoung's emergency contact.

medic: ah, are you here to pick him up?

yuta: no, i'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

10.

johnny: ugh i feel so ugly.

yuta: i've never experienced that emotion.

11.

jaehyun: don't get me wrong, i do respect doyoung.

jaehyun: it's just that sometimes, i'm pretty sure he needs an exorcism.

12.

taeil: i can't believe the heat from the sun travelled 146.6 million kilometers just to melt my fucking chocolate bar.

13.

doyoung: so, what have you guys planned for valentine's day?

yuta: murder.

doyoung: that's the spirit!

14.

johnny: i need to get something off my chest.

ten: is it your shirt? please say yes.

15.

taeyong: you're still in your pajamas?

jaehyun: i'll get dressed soon.

taeyong: it's 4 in the afternoon.

jaehyun: don't rush me.

16.

ten: i'm pregnant.

taeyong: WTF?!

ten: how could you scream at me when i'm carrying a baby?

taeyong: you are a man. you can't be pregnant.

ten: but when i was arguing with johnny he said "you act like pregnant women all the time".

taeyong: if it works that way, doyoung would have his own kindergarten.

17.

jaehyun: oh my god, taeyong! there's a message in my alphabet cereal! it says "ooooooooo."

taeyong: jaehyun, those are cheerios.

18.

ten: what's life?

johnny: ten.

ten: aww because i'm your life.

johnny: no, because life is short.

ten:

19.

yuta: hey doyoung, remember when i killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a week?

doyoung: yeah?

yuta: and when i killed that honeybee you said no honey for a week?

doyoung: yeah, that was last month, so what?

yuta: yeah so i just saw taeyong squash a cockroach, should i break it to him?

20.

ten: i hope you get run over by a car.

doyoung: hoping is all well and good but ultimately it gets you nowhere. be the change you wish to see in the world and run me over instead of waiting for others to do it for you, you lazy piece of shit.