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1.

kun: you set me on fire.

ten: real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast. you got robbed; this is a blend.

kun: YOU. SET. ME. ON. FUCKING. FIRE.

2.

yangyang: what's wrong with us?

hendery: a lot, but at least we're beautiful.

3.

winwin: what should we do first for the big dinner tommorow?

ten: defile the turkey.  

yangyang: don't you mean defrost the turkey?

ten: not the way i do it.

4.

hendery: lucas i'm scared. 

lucas: me too. 

hendery: i saw a weird man looking at us and i really don't want to be a ghost. 

lucas: it's okay, kun will protect us. 

kun: guys we are walking in broad daylight and that was just a ronald mcdonald statue.

5.

winwin: i won't be impressed with technology until i can download food. 

6.

kun: i can't believe you would do something this stupid!

yangyang: i think we can all believe that i can do something this stupid.

7.

lucas, to his doctor after getting laser eye surgery: so how do i shoot them?

8.

kun: if you found out that you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it? 

yangyang: say goodbye and mend my relationships. 

ten: something illegal. 

winwin: accept my fate. 

hendery: i would message ten people saying that if they don't forward the message to ten other people, i would die tomorrow. 

yangyang: that's fucking awesome. can i change my answer?

9.

hendery: you can trust me.

ten:  don't even trust the way you just said i can trust you.

10.

winwin, getting a paper cut: ouch.

yangyang: [bursting into the room] what's wrong!?

lucas: [drops from the ceiling] i know first aid!

hendery: [coming in through the window] i'll call the ambulance!

xiaojun: [coming out of the closet] i'm already dialing!

11.

xiaojun: dogs lick us because they know we have bones and they want them.

12.

hendery: so what's the plan for tonight? 

yangyang: are you sure you want to talk about the P-A-R-T-Y in front of the A-D-U-L-T? 

kun: [sarcastically] oh wow, it's times like this i really wish i could spell.

13.

[at the doctor's office]

doctor: so you said you had a sore throat and a fever, any other symptoms?  

xiaojun: well, there's this smiley troll that keeps talking to me...  

doctor: a hallucination?  

winwin: no, he's talking about his brother yangyang.

14.

yangyang: so what if we, hypothetically speaking. if we- 

kun: what did you two do? 

hendery: [locking the door as helicopters and sirens circle the building] everything.

15.

yangyang, looking up at the ceiling: shirts are crazy, your body goes in one hole and out three. 

xiaojun, from the next room over: what??? 

ten: don't ask! please please don't ask.

16.

hendery: i don't identify as a man or a woman. i identify as a problem.

17.

lucas: [wearing two different earphones in each ear]

winwin: wha-why are you wearing two different earphones? 

winwin: i just realized that i have two ears, and therefore i should utilize this by listening to two different things at the same time. 

winwin: 

winwin: you just realized that you have two ears?

18. 

hendery: power move - possessing the demon before it possess you.

xiaojun: please go to sleep.

19.

[wayv throwing around a ball]

ten: bonus points if you hit yangyang in the face.

20. 

hendery: I CALL IT SELF-DEFENCE!!!

kun: self-defence?

kun: since when hitting xiaojun with a nerf gun while he was trying to tie your shoe laces because you COULDN'T tie them yourself is SELF-DEFENCE hendery? SINCE WHEN TELL ME?!?!?!?