1.
kun, deadpanning: is there any hope in this world?
chenle: [spinning and doing a grand jete in a pink tutu with a fairy wand in the hand]
taeil: just maybe.
2.
mark: hey johnny, is everyone tall in your family?
johnny: my half brother is 6'2.
mark: oh my god, imagine if he was a full brother.
johnny:
3.
jungwoo: you're so heartless.
lucas: oh yeah?
lucas: then how do you explain-
lucas, making heart arms: THIS.
jungwoo:
4.
jisung: hey, it says "password is too short".
mark: what did you put?
jisung: "chittaphon".
5.
chenle: it's kinda muggy outside today.
kun: if i walk outside and all of our mugs are on the ground, i'm kicking you out of the dorm.
chenle: [sips apple juice from a bowl nervously]
6.
taeyong: there are fifteen chairs and eighteen kids. what do you do?
jaemin: have everyone stand.
jeno: bring three more chairs.
haechan: the best fifteen of the lot can sit and the rest stand.
renjun: kill three.
7.
johnny: gather around, we have a problem.
lucas: what? the fire?
johnny: no, the- wait, there's a fire?
lucas: never mind, this sounds more interesting.
8.
johnny: mark!
mark, tearing up: the dreamies used to call me that.
johnny: yeah because it's your fucking name.
9.
jungwoo: where's my paci?
taeyong: [carrying renjun] oh no i gave it to taeil. i thought it was his.
jungwoo: mine has hello kitty on it, his has little twin stars. i need it to sleep.
taeyong: yangyang get out of the washing machine. jungwoo go share and nap together.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.