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kun, deadpanning: is there any hope in this world? 

chenle: [spinning and doing a grand jete in a pink tutu with a fairy wand in the hand]

taeil: just maybe.


2.


mark: hey johnny, is everyone tall in your family?

johnny: my half brother is 6'2.

mark: oh my god, imagine if he was a full brother.

johnny:


3.


jungwoo: you're so heartless.

lucas: oh yeah?

lucas: then how do you explain-

lucas, making heart arms: THIS.

jungwoo:


4.


jisung: hey, it says "password is too short".

mark: what did you put?

jisung: "chittaphon".


5.


chenle: it's kinda muggy outside today.

kun: if i walk outside and all of our mugs are on the ground, i'm kicking you out of the dorm.

chenle: [sips apple juice from a bowl nervously]


6.


taeyong: there are fifteen chairs and eighteen kids. what do you do?

jaemin: have everyone stand.

jeno: bring three more chairs.

haechan: the best fifteen of the lot can sit and the rest stand.

renjun: kill three.


7.


johnny: gather around, we have a problem.

lucas: what? the fire?

johnny: no, the- wait, there's a fire?

lucas: never mind, this sounds more interesting.


8.


johnny: mark!

mark, tearing up: the dreamies used to call me that.

johnny: yeah because it's your fucking name.


9.


jungwoo: where's my paci?

taeyong: [carrying renjun] oh no i gave it to taeil. i thought it was his.

jungwoo: mine has hello kitty on it, his has little twin stars. i need it to sleep.

taeyong: yangyang get out of the washing machine. jungwoo go share and nap together.

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