1.
kun: you four. explain, now.
yangyang: it was haechan.
jaemin: it was haechan.
renjun: it was haechan.
jeno: it was haechan.
kun:
haechan: fuck.
2.
taeyong: you were hurt, what do you remember?
jisung: just the ambulance ride.
mark: we didn't take an ambulance, johnny drove us.
jisung: but i heard a siren.
mark: that was chenle.
chenle: I WAS NERVOUS OKAY?
3.
mark: what if you kept a horse mask on your face 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human-horse hybrid and never knew any difference and then one day you take the mask off?
jaehyun: that's a great idea!
kun: stop.
4.
taeyong: where's chenle?
kun: up on the roof.
taeyong: THE ROOF???
kun: relax. he's got sunscreen on.
5.
renjun: lucas! how did you get in the dream dorm?
lucas: oh, uh, through the hole in the middle of your floor.
renjun: but we don't have a hole in the floor.
lucas: [holding a shovel] you do now.
6.
[mark has added johnny to the chat]
mark: dad.
haechan: dad.
jaemin: dad.
jeno: dad.
chenle: dad.
jisung: dad.
ten: daddy.
[johnny has left the chat]
7.
ten [whispering]: we have to tell him the dog died.
taeyong [whispering]: what? no!
taeyong: mark, your dog ran away.
mark: why??
ten, in tears: he didn't want you to see him die.
taeyong: TEN!!
8.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.