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kun: you four. explain, now.

yangyang: it was haechan.

jaemin: it was haechan.

renjun: it was haechan.

jeno: it was haechan.

kun:

haechan: fuck.


2.


taeyong: you were hurt, what do you remember?

jisung: just the ambulance ride.

mark: we didn't take an ambulance, johnny drove us.

jisung: but i heard a siren.

mark: that was chenle.

chenle: I WAS NERVOUS OKAY?


3.


mark: what if you kept a horse mask on your face 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human-horse hybrid and never knew any difference and then one day you take the mask off?

jaehyun: that's a great idea!

kun: stop.


4.


taeyong: where's chenle?

kun: up on the roof.

taeyong: THE ROOF???

kun: relax. he's got sunscreen on.


5.


renjun: lucas! how did you get in the dream dorm?

lucas: oh, uh, through the hole in the middle of your floor.

renjun: but we don't have a hole in the floor.

lucas: [holding a shovel] you do now.


6.


[mark has added johnny to the chat]

mark: dad.

haechan: dad.

jaemin: dad.

jeno: dad.

chenle: dad.

jisung: dad.

ten: daddy.

[johnny has left the chat]


7.


ten [whispering]: we have to tell him the dog died.

taeyong [whispering]: what? no!

taeyong: mark, your dog ran away.

mark: why??

ten, in tears: he didn't want you to see him die.

taeyong: TEN!!


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