NCT incorrect

117.

1.

hendery: if whales are so smart, why do they spend all their time in water? just swimming and eating and singing and-

hendery: oh my god, i want to be a whale.  

2.

winwin: so what's on your mind today?

yangyang: the fact that there's no physical evidence today is tuesday- we just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one.

3.

lucas: they want to talk about their feelings... i'm not good at that.

[flashback]

kun: i'm just feeling so hurt and shocked, and i don't know how to react, and... are you climbing out of the window?

lucas: [one leg out of the window] ... no.

4.

winwin: did you do something stupid?

hendery: i think we both know the answer to that.

5.

kun: isn't there somebody else you could annoy?

chenle: sorry, it's your turn!

6.

ten: if i ever had a son, i imagine he'd be something like you.

yangyang: [smiles]

ten: which is probably why i've never reproduced.

7.

chenle: how can i get back on your good side?

kun: it's gonna take about three weeks of not talking to me.

8.

[on the phone]

kun: i just got home where are you guys?

ten: the hospital.

kun: why? what happened?!

ten: xiaojun swallowed a watermelon seed.

kun: so? it's not like it's gonna grow a watermelon in his tummy.

ten:

ten: we'll be home in 10 minutes.

9.

kun: what do you call sabotage and vandalism?

renjun: a hobby.

kun:

renjun: ... that i do not engage in.

10.

yangyang: sold my mattress on ebay a couple nights back so i had some money to buy a pet.

yangyang: my back? stiff.

yangyang: my bandmates? mad.

yangyang: my iguana? sick as fuck.

11.

xiaojun: we don't need guns, i have a lighter.

xiaojun: we get some hairspray, make some flamethrowers. let's fry these bitches.

kun: nobody is frying any bitches.

12.

hendery: i once ate a whole cake without knowing it.

lucas: i ate 9 cans of spaghetti once at 3.a.m.

hendery: fine, you win.

winwin: are you two okay?

13.

yangyang: you know you're not actually my dad, right?

kun: you stop acting like my child, i'll stop acting like your father.

14.

chenle: winwin, can i have a story?

winwin: once upon a time, there was a little boy that made his big brother so crazy, he decided to sell him to a circus.

chenle: an evil circus?

winwin: no, a nice one with monkeys.

chenle: thank you.

15.

kun: what's your blood type?

hendery: how would i know?

kun: how would you not?

hendery: who am i, karl landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

kun: you don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!

16.

ten: i poisoned one of our drinks.

ten: but i forgot which one.

kun: the way this dinner is going, i hope it's mine.

17.

renjun: :]]]]

hendery: why is he smiling like that?

chenle: we just measured him.

hendery:

lucas: he's two centimeters taller than xiaojun.

hendery: oh so that's why xiaojun is like that.

xiaojun: >:[[[

18.

winwin: renjun, you can't just sit in the dark listening to classical music.

renjun: i could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

19.

yangyang: we're playing scrabble. it's a nightmare.

xiaojun: scrabble? scrabble's great!

yangyang: when you're playing with hendery, it's not. he uses words like "iridium" and i put "pig."

20.

lucas: you think YOU want me to shut up?

lucas: i have to listen to myself even when i'm not talking.