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1.


doyoung: dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. 

doyoung: consider other things.

doyoung: like do they have a lot of money.


2.


yuta: WHO ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO-

winwin: me.

yuta: ... on a date with me because i love you so much.


3.


ten: i wasn't that drunk last night.

johnny: you told your father he was relieved of his duties.

johnny: because you found a new daddy.

ten:

johnny: and earlier this morning your father came to talk to me about that.


4.


taeyong: the compulsive lying has to stop. start being straight with us.

ten: i'm always straight.

doyoung: that's the biggest lie you've ever told us.


5.


doyoung: alright, so if you and i are married-

taeyong: we are not married.

doyoung: relax, it's just pretend.

taeyong: i don't wanna pretend.

doyoung: scared you'll like it?

taeyong: ok, if we're married, then i want a divorce.

johnny: are you two like this all the time?

taeil: unfortunately, yes. yes they are.


6.


johnny: what's that nice japanese place we went to called again? 

taeil: japan? 

johnny: yeah that's the one.


7.


yuta: winwin, is your phone in your back pocket? 

winwin: yes, why? 

yuta: because that ass is calling me.


8.


taeil: in your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? 

doyoung: winwin, how tall are you?


9.


doyoung: quick, to the panic room! 

taeil: ????we don't have one???? 

doyoung: any room is a panic room if you panic enough.

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