1.
doyoung: dating someone based only on looks is so shallow.
doyoung: consider other things.
doyoung: like do they have a lot of money.
2.
yuta: WHO ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO-
winwin: me.
yuta: ... on a date with me because i love you so much.
3.
ten: i wasn't that drunk last night.
johnny: you told your father he was relieved of his duties.
johnny: because you found a new daddy.
ten:
johnny: and earlier this morning your father came to talk to me about that.
4.
taeyong: the compulsive lying has to stop. start being straight with us.
ten: i'm always straight.
doyoung: that's the biggest lie you've ever told us.
5.
doyoung: alright, so if you and i are married-
taeyong: we are not married.
doyoung: relax, it's just pretend.
taeyong: i don't wanna pretend.
doyoung: scared you'll like it?
taeyong: ok, if we're married, then i want a divorce.
johnny: are you two like this all the time?
taeil: unfortunately, yes. yes they are.
6.
johnny: what's that nice japanese place we went to called again?
taeil: japan?
johnny: yeah that's the one.
7.
yuta: winwin, is your phone in your back pocket?
winwin: yes, why?
yuta: because that ass is calling me.
8.
taeil: in your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
doyoung: winwin, how tall are you?
9.
doyoung: quick, to the panic room!
taeil: ????we don't have one????
doyoung: any room is a panic room if you panic enough.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.