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1.

taeyong: i hate it when people say "tell me about yourself"  

taeyong: like what am i supposed to say?  

taeyong: that i have 22 children or my favourite colour, which is it?

2.

ten, snuggling with johnny: would you kill a man for me? 

johnny: of course. would you? 

ten: yeah, i'd kill a man for me too. 

johnny: not if i kill him first. 

ten: we can do it together... a couple's activity. 

doyoung, on the other side of the couch: can you guys please stop talking? i don't even like this movie and i'm annoyed you're interrupting it. 

ten: you're the man we're gonna kill.

3.

jaehyun: did you buy eggs like i asked?  

jungwoo: no, but i got something better!  

jaehyun: jungwoo-  

jungwoo, holds up a chicken: ta-da!

4.

taeyong: there's new people, let's go over and say hello!  

doyoung: do i have to? can't i just stand here and judge from afar?

5.

yuta: jungwoo said he wants a cat for christmas.  

taeil: well, we usually have a turkey, but if he wants a cat, then okay.

6.

[home depot staff meeting]

boss: someone has been breaking all the wood. any idea who did this? 

jaehyun: [tightening his karate green belt] probably someone pretty strong.

7.

[being murdered]  

doyoung: this is free, right?

8.

johnny: since when do you carry a switchblade?  

yuta: it's a long story.

[earlier]

yuta, looking at a switchblade through a shop window: neat.

9.

taeyong: who broke the fucking tv? 

johnny and jaehyun: it was us. 

taeyong: how did you guys even break it? 

[the night before] 

johnny: you can't play wii bowling without the safety strap on. 

jaehyun: aight... watch me.

10.

taeil: if you make a mistake, you should take responsibility.

doyoung: or a shot of tequila.

johnny: or both.

yuta: or get drunk on tequila, make a mistake and blame it on the alcohol.

taeil: or never listen to any advice coming from the 3 of you.

11.

taeyong: we're in the middle of a national emergency right now AND YOU'RE EATING MINUTE RAMEN?

ten: it's not like i'm wasting time, it literally takes one minute to make.

12.

johnny: do that again and i'll throw you out that damn window- what are you doing?  

jaehyun: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.

13.

yuta: did it hurt?  

winwin: what?  

yuta: when you fell from heaven.  

winwin: did you just call me satan?

14.

johnny: good morning, your hair is a mess.  

ten: [grumpy] your life is a mess.  

johnny: but you are my life.  

ten: ... i am insulted and very much in love with you.

15.

doyoung: [opens a book, immediately closes it and throws it across the room]

yuta: [dodges the book] oh jeez. what happened?  

doyoung: i opened this book and i saw a naked man.  

yuta: is it ten?  

doyoung: if it was then i would've burned it by now.

16.

taeyong: are you scared?  

taeil: no. i have this terrified look on my face 'cause i'm having so. much. fun.

17.

ten: how far down do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?

doyoung: enough.

18.

johnny: [accidentally posts a video of him and ten making out on twitter]

johnny:  

johnny: well it's not like they didn't know anyway.

19.

taeyong: i really like simple dinner like this.  

jaehyun, frantically sending "abort" signal to a violist and a waiter with huge roses bouquet: yeah me too... ha ha-

20.

yuta, texting: i was thinking about u today.

winwin: what about the other letters?