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taeil, to camera: johnny is our master horticulturist. he knows all the scientific names for everything. right, johnny?

johnny: yup.  

taeil: like those! what are those?

johnny: those are tomatoes. or, soulja-boy tell'ems.

johnny, to camera: whenever taeil asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give him the names of rappers.  

taeil: and those over there?  

johnny: those are some diddies, some bonethugs and harmoniums right here. oh, those

ludacrises are coming in great!


2.


winwin: are you talking to yourself?   

doyoung: yes.

doyoung: it's the only way i can have an intelligent conversation in this house.


3.


taeyong: you promised you wouldn't do anything stupid with our lottery winnings.

jungwoo: [covering penguin's ears] he can hear you taeyong!


4.


johnny: aww you poor thing-

yuta: don't bring my financial status into this.


5.


doyoung: i'm not an early bird or a night owl, i'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.


6.


winwin: why are you here?

yuta: me? nothing. i was just, uh ... well you know how i always say, um... i just, uh...  

yuta:  

yuta: i like to watch you sleep sometimes. and by sometimes i mean often.


7.


taeyong: the dorm looks like a mess, we need to clean it.

johnny: who's coming over?

taeyong: no one.

johnny: then why do we have to clean it? we already know we live like this.


8.


[playing mafia]  

staff, giving jungwoo his mission as the mafia: kill the members.

jungwoo: kiss the members.

staff: no kill.

jungwoo: i'm gonna kiss them.

staff: KILL—

jungwoo: i'm gonna kiss them real hard.


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