1.
taeil, to camera: johnny is our master horticulturist. he knows all the scientific names for everything. right, johnny?
johnny: yup.
taeil: like those! what are those?
johnny: those are tomatoes. or, soulja-boy tell'ems.
johnny, to camera: whenever taeil asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give him the names of rappers.
taeil: and those over there?
johnny: those are some diddies, some bonethugs and harmoniums right here. oh, those
ludacrises are coming in great!
2.
winwin: are you talking to yourself?
doyoung: yes.
doyoung: it's the only way i can have an intelligent conversation in this house.
3.
taeyong: you promised you wouldn't do anything stupid with our lottery winnings.
jungwoo: [covering penguin's ears] he can hear you taeyong!
4.
johnny: aww you poor thing-
yuta: don't bring my financial status into this.
5.
doyoung: i'm not an early bird or a night owl, i'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
6.
winwin: why are you here?
yuta: me? nothing. i was just, uh ... well you know how i always say, um... i just, uh...
yuta:
yuta: i like to watch you sleep sometimes. and by sometimes i mean often.
7.
taeyong: the dorm looks like a mess, we need to clean it.
johnny: who's coming over?
taeyong: no one.
johnny: then why do we have to clean it? we already know we live like this.
8.
[playing mafia]
staff, giving jungwoo his mission as the mafia: kill the members.
jungwoo: kiss the members.
staff: no kill.
jungwoo: i'm gonna kiss them.
staff: KILL—
jungwoo: i'm gonna kiss them real hard.
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No FicciónNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.