NCT incorrect

82.

1.

kyungsoo: [handing the phone to minseok] it's your child.

minseok: ?

kyungsoo: mark lee from nct.

minseok: haha come on he's not my kid.

minseok: [into the phone] hey son how was school?

2.

joy: i've only known chenle for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this group chat and then myself.

chenle:

dreamies:

mark: noona, we understand and we appreciate it but... it's 3 a.m. please.

3.

[one direction meeting nct 127]

johnny: so which one of you is the leader?

harry: uhm we don't have a leader.

mark: what? but who takes care of you?

doyoung: who cooks for you?

yuta: who always reminds you to bring a second shirt to training?

jungwoo: who hugs you when you're feeling down?

jaehyun: who wakes you up when you sleep in again?

harry: well we are all grown man so...

haechan [tears in his eyes]: but... but in whose bed you crawl when you get nightmares?

niall: we don't even live together.

jungwoo [blinking at him in disbelief]: so no pyjama parties and cuddeling in front of the tv?

4.

exo: who's in charge here?

nct: usually whoever yells the loudest.

5.

rapmon + jaebum, exasperated: god, it's so hard having six kids!

chan: fools ! i have eight !

suho: oh please bitch! i have ten, two of which are gone ! THAT'S hard !

seungcheol: my word? [clicks tongue] it's hard having ten kids? ok .

taeyong, slamming his hand down repeatedly: I. KEEP. GETTING. MORE.

6.

taeyong: [in the hospital waiting for ten]

chan: [also waiting for felix]

taeyong: so what happened? 

chan: felix tried to do the floss and pulled a muscle, you? 

taeyong: ten wouldn't stop doing fortnite dances so doyoung attacked him.

both: [disappointed]

7.