1.
[going through a haunted house]
yangyang: [screams]
ten: ... that's kun.
yangyang: i know it's so OLD and SCARY.
kun: i will not hesitate to hurt you.
yangyang: [gasps] the skeleton talks!!!
2.
lucas: looking back at the past 21 years of my life, i have no regrets.
renjun: you should.
3.
ten: does anyone have a link to watch infinity war online?
chenle: you see, i don't download movies illegally because i'm an honest, hard working person.
renjun: and he doesn't know how to.
4.
renjun: chenle sneezed earlier and i accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".
kun: how do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up?"
renjun:
renjun: force of habit?
5.
[texting]
chenle: kun, where are you?
kun: driving home from shopping. why?
chenle: 'cause we went shopping together.
kun: oh heck.
kun: STAY WHERE YOU ARE, I'M COMING.
6.
yangyang, walking into the room: hey guys.
hendery:
chenle:
renjun:
yangyang: why are you all standing on chairs? are you playing a game?
renjun: yeah, it's called "we just saw a big ass spider and have no idea where it went".
yangyang: [scrambles to get on a chair]
7.
winwin: i never knew why people cared so much for their dumb friends until i got dumb friend myself.
winwin, picking lucas up: if anything ever happened to lucas, i'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.
8.
kun: the question isn't whether half the world is fbi agents since everyone supposedly has one.
kun: it's whether the fbi agents have their agents and the world is basically snitching on each other.
xiaojun: or maybe the pentagon has employed an alien race for that.
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