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[going through a haunted house] 

yangyang: [screams]

ten: ... that's kun.

yangyang: i know it's so OLD and SCARY.

kun: i will not hesitate to hurt you.

yangyang: [gasps] the skeleton talks!!!


2.


lucas: looking back at the past 21 years of my life, i have no regrets.

renjun: you should.


3.


ten: does anyone have a link to watch infinity war online?

chenle: you see, i don't download movies illegally because i'm an honest, hard working person.

renjun: and he doesn't know how to.


4.


renjun: chenle sneezed earlier and i accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".

kun: how do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up?"

renjun:

renjun: force of habit?


5.


[texting] 

chenle: kun, where are you? 

kun: driving home from shopping. why? 

chenle: 'cause we went shopping together.

kun: oh heck.

kun: STAY WHERE YOU ARE, I'M COMING.


6.


yangyang, walking into the room: hey guys.

hendery:

chenle:

renjun:

yangyang: why are you all standing on chairs? are you playing a game?

renjun: yeah, it's called "we just saw a big ass spider and have no idea where it went".

yangyang: [scrambles to get on a chair] 


7.


winwin: i never knew why people cared so much for their dumb friends until i got dumb friend myself.

winwin, picking lucas up: if anything ever happened to lucas, i'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.


8.


kun: the question isn't whether half the world is fbi agents since everyone supposedly has one.

kun: it's whether the fbi agents have their agents and the world is basically snitching on each other.

xiaojun: or maybe the pentagon has employed an alien race for that.

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