NCT incorrect

161.

1.

mark: it's not illegal.

police officer, staring into mark's trunk which is full of watermelons: it's just... there's so much-

mark: but it's not illegal.

police officer:

2.

jaemin: i mean- i don't "like" jeno or anything. that's like so "ew". i just- i don't like men okay?

jeno: jaemin!

jaemin: yes honey?

jaemin: i mean homie.

jaemin: shit.

3.

renjun: jisung, i told you, if i could read minds, certainly wouldn't waste my time on yours.

4.

mark: what happens if he has a knife? 

jeno: you're right, we need a code phrase. 

haechan: how about "holy shit he has a fucking knife!"?

mark:

5.

jaemin: i feel taylor swift would be the first celebrity that would buy the largest boarding school or build one and house a couple million of her fans there. just a large estate where they live.

renjun: have you thought about this a lot? 

jaemin: maybe, and she'll keep stocked kitchens with multiple dining and living areas, a theater where she'd perform. and she'd have her own room. 

renjun: jaemin...

jaemin: and everyone would gather every time she returns and address her as mother taylor.

renjun: is this a weird fantasy or is this something you want to do with our fans? 

jaemin: i want to be called mother jaemin and have three estates one in north america, europe and asia. 

renjun: there it is.

6.

[playing minecraft]

haechan: mark, where the fuck are you?

mark, stuck in a two block deep hole in a cave, sobbing: i don't fucking know.

7.

mark: what should we do? we have some time to kill.

renjun: sure, but who would we kill?

8.

jaemin, as a lawyer: [eating a candy bar in the court room] i'm the best man for the job.  

jeno: [on the witness stand]   

jaemin: your honor, permission to kiss the witness.