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1.

ten: [blindfolded, sniffing johnny's fingers] this is johnny.

johnny: how did you know?

ten: smells like my ass.

taeil: i don't wanna play this anymore.

2.

johnny: hey taeyong i like your top.

jaehyun: i have a name.

taeyong: oh my god-

3.

yuta: i want to suck your dick.

winwin: [sarcastically] wow so romantic.

yuta: i want to suck your dick in the rain?

4.

jaehyun: i have no heart. love is for fools. i don't need a man in my li-

taeyong [enters]: hi.

jaehyun: well, fuck.

5.

winwin: so last month i accidentally slept with yuta.

doyoung: you slept with yuta.

winwin: yes.

doyoung: accidentally.

winwin: yes.

doyoung: i don't understand. did you trip over something?

doyoung: did you slip and fall onto his dick and were just like "welp, since i'm here"?

6.

kun: [stabbing air between johnny and ten with a knife]

johnny: what are you doing?

kun: trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

kun: it's not working.

7.

yuta: do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

johnny, gazing at ten: i want it like my boyfriend.

yuta: we don't have ugly popcorn.

8.

winwin: [ordering a cake]

employee: what would you like your cake to say?

winwin [turning to jaehyun]: do we want a talking cake?

9.

yuta: taeyong, i wrote a book. do you mind telling me what you think about it?

taeyong: yeah sure. [opens book]

taeyong: [reading] how to be gay, a guide written by nakamoto yuta. look at winwin, that's it. you are gay now.

yuta: so, what do you think?

taeyong: i mean, pretty accurate.

10.

ten: are you nervous?

jaehyun: yeah.

ten: is it your first time?

jaehyun: yeah, is it your first time too?

ten: nah, i've been nervous before.

jaehyun: 

11.

yuta: [trips down stairs]

yuta: [runs into walls]

yuta: [burst through doors]

yuta: [army rolls across the freeway]

yuta: [crashes through the ceiling]

yuta: [breathes heavily]

yuta: did you just say-

yuta: WINWIN? 

12.

johnny: what do you want for dinner tonight?

ten: your dick.

ten: your picks.

johnny: ...

ten: sorry autocorrect sucks.

johnny: this is a verbal conversation, ten. 

13.

taeyong: would you shoot your lover in the leg for 10 million dollars?

johnny: ten! you shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we'll buy a big ass house and a ranger rover.

ten: you can shoot me too, then we'll have 20 million.

johnny: good thinking. fuck the system.

14.

yuta: i don't date guys.

winwin: [walks in]

yuta: i marry them.

15.

taeyong: jaehyun doesn't have a life plan. he doesn't even have a week plan or a day plan. once i found a note he wrote to himself that said: "put on pants".

16.

jungwoo: have you seen winwin?

johnny: no, it wasn't my turn to watch him.

17.

jaehyun: how do you want your coffee?

taeyong: as black as my soul.

jaehyun: three creams and three sugars it is.

18.

ten: can you pass the salt?

johnny: can you pass 170cm?

19.

doyoung: this morning at brunch, the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it.", and i was like "no that's fine. i think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun.".

20.

johnny: see!! i told you i wasn't too drunk to drive us home last night. we're here, perfectly alive with no tickets.

taeyong:  

taeyong: i drove us home last night. you sat in the passengers seat "driving" with a paper plate.