NCT incorrect

78.

1. 

doyoung: sometimes jungwoo can be a straight up dumbass.

ten: [chokes]

doyoung: what?

ten: sorry, i just thought i'd never hear "jungwoo" and "straight" in the same sentence.

2.

taeil: [is sick]

jungwoo: okay so i typed your symptoms into google and it says you could have "network connectivity problems."

3. 

[arrest]

johnny: you've got the wrong g-

cop: tell it to the judge!

[court]

johnny: your honor, that cop has the wrong glasses for his face shape.

4. 

taeyong: the trash gets picked up today.

taeil: ten go wait outside.

5.

ten: wanna hear a joke? 

doyoung: jaehyun's love life?

6. 

johnny: how far have you gone with a guy?

taeil: one time i went to busan with my dad.

7. 

yuta: hey winwin, wanna bang? 

yuta: *hang. stupid autocorrect.

winwin: yuta this is a verbal conversation.

8. 

doyoung: i've been having a lot of heart pains lately.

taeyong: seriously? when did this start?

doyoung: the pain started arou-

taeyong: no, not the pain, the part about you having a heart. didn't think you had one considering how cold and heartless you are.

9. 

jaehyun: [jumps onto the bed, next to taeyong]

jaehyun: once again, fate throws us together.

taeyong: jaehyun we've been married for 5 years this is our bedroom.

10. 

ten, screaming: THERE'S A SNAKE ON THE PORCH.

doyoung: [banging on the door] SOMEONE BETTER LET ME THE FUCK IN IT'S RAINING.

11.