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1.

hendery, yangyang and lucas: [in the kitchen, staring at the microwave]  

kun: what are you guys doing? 

yangyang: hendery had an idea.

kun: uh oh. might i ask what this idea was? 

lucas: he thinks microwaving the tv remote will give it magical powers so we can travel through time using the fast forward and rewind buttons.

hendery: we haven't found the right time yet, but we're close. i can feel it.

kun: no, no, no-

2.

ten: my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences

3.

winwin: i am a festive piñata and god is a thirteen year old boy whose parents have recently announced their divorce.

4.

hendery: i'd do anything for 50 bucks.

yangyang: anything? give me 100 bucks, i'll give you 50.

5.

kun: we tried playing never have i ever, but we had to switch it to only have i occasionally so that SOME of us... 

kun: [glares at ten, completely wasted]

kun: ...wouldn't get alcohol poisoning.

6.

xiaojun: when i first met lucas, i was like,

xiaojun: "how is he still single?"

xiaojun: then I got to know him and was like-

xiaojun: "ah".

7.

hendery, looking up at the full moon: it's the perfect night for a werewolf to come out!

yangyang, morphing into a werewolf: i'm gay.

8.

winwin: you only attract what you fear.

ten: oh no i'm so scared of 10 billion dollars!

9.

lucas: wow! i just found out you DON'T have to eat the stick in the middle of the ice cream.

10.

kun: i heard suspicious noises from your room at night.

kun: what you guys doing in the middle of the night with all heavy breaths and moans?

xiaojun & hendery: n-nothing.

hendery: [whispers] i think kun knew about the mini horse we put in our room.

xiaojun: [whispers] i think so too.

11.

ten: if i see a bug, i simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. 

ten: if no one fulfills my wish, i simply never go back in there.

12.

[texting]

lucas: are you alive, or are you the body they found in the park last night?

yangyang: bro what the fuck!?

13.

kun: [drinking coffee peacefully]

yangyang: [walks around in a banana costume]

ten: [stands on the kitchen counter and twerks]

hendery: [makes a freestyle rap in animal crossing language]

xiaojun: [hits random high notes]

lucas: [dances without music]

kun: [drinking coffee stressfully]

14.

yangyang: guys, i know what i'm doing, stop worrying.

ten: bullshit, god doesn't even know what you're doing.

15.

lucas: kun look! hendery, xiaojun, and i just took an iq test and we got 150! 

kun: accumulatively? 

lucas:  

lucas: yes.

16.

hendery: mom, this is my boyfriend.

mama hendery, scanning xiaojun from head to toe: you can find someone better. 

hendery: mom.. why would you say that...

mama hendery: i'm not talking to you.

hendery:

17.

teacher: can anyone tell me the answer to this problem?

yangyang: [raises hand confidently] no.

18.

kun: i've been looking for you everywhere!  

ten: well, what a coincidence! i've been avoiding you everywhere!

19.

[texting]

xiaojun: where are you?

hendery: hospital.

xiaojun: are you ok?

hendery: yeah, i'm visiting a cousin, he can't walk and just cry.

xiaojun: what happened?

hendery: i don't know, he was born an hour ago.

20.

winwin: revenge is only wasting time and unhealthy.

yangyang: so does eating cakes while cat napping all day, but we still do it because it feels good.