NCT incorrect

87.

1.

johnny, calling jaehyun: check your security cameras right now.  

jaehyun: there's a guy doing squats, but i don't see much-  

johnny: yeah that's me. critique my form.

2.

yuta: hey dude, wanna go on a date with me?  

winwin: sure. where?  

yuta: uhm... i don't know. never think i'd get this far...

3.

taeyong: how do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don't like you?  

yuta: with no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

4.

winwin: what are your hobbies?

taeil: once a week, i like to slip into a deep existential depression where i lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

5.

johnny: taeyong will never agree to this plan.  

jaehyun: sure he will.

johnny: he already refused three times.

jaehyun: okay watch a master at work.

jaehyun, turning to taeyong with puppy dog eyes: can we-

taeyong: yes.

6.

winwin: yuta, what's your ideal type?  

yuta: cute, chinese, good dancer...  

winwin: wow that sounds like me! too bad i'm not a girl...  

yuta: ... and a dumbass.

7.

johnny: what's your biggest fear?

taeyong: being alone.

johnny, getting a tarantula out of a box: guess again, bitch.

8.

taeyong: are you sexually active?

ten: nah, i usually just lay there.

johnny: yeah he just lays there.

taeyong: what-

9.

taeil: my life is just like a romantic comedy.  

taeil: only there's no romance, and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

10.

winwin: [sigh] i'm feeling so sad...

yuta: CODE RED GUYS, I REPEAT CODE RED, C'MON.

taeyong: YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE, I'LL PUT THE NETFLIX ON.

jaehyun: OKAY.

yuta: FASTER FASTER FASTER, THIS IS A CODE RED, IT'S NOT A DRILL.

taeyong: [comes in running with a blanket to make a winwin-burrito]

jaehyun: [throws chocolate at winwin's face]

yuta, snuggling up next to winwin: good work guys, good work.

11.

doyoung: people who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day. 

12.

yuta: i have high standards.

winwin: [smiles]

yuta: oh no, he's meeting all of my standards.

13.

johnny: i'm arresting you.

taeil: ???

johnny: your wardrobe is a crime against fashion.

14.

ten: look, taeyong! i found an adorable bunny in the kitchen! can i keep him?

taeyong: ...

doyoung: let go of me, you little shit.

15.

johnny: aren't there adult-sized playgrounds? like, everything is the same as a kids playground, but bigger. why do we not have those?

taeyong: theme parks. just-theme parks.

johnny: but you have to pay for theme parks.

jungwoo: that's the adult part.

johnny: son of a bitch.

16.

yuta: the good thing about kidnapping a boyfriend is that you have a boyfriend.

johnny: what did you do?

yuta: i don't know what you're talking about.

johnny: why are you backing away from me? what did you do?

yuta: nothing. [runs away]

johnny: winwin!

winwin: [from yuta's room] hi johnny.

17.

taeyong: i only drink coffee when i'm stressed.

johnny: [stares at the many many coffee mugs on the table taeyong is sitting at]

18.

[explaining how to make tea]

taeil: while you wait for your tea water to boil, reflect on all your regrets.

taeil: [sighs]

[83 minutes later]

taeil: [crying]

19.

ten: why the fuck are you naked?

johnny: the question is, why aren't you ten?

20.

jaehyun: honestly, i don't think you'd be a good boyfriend.

taeyong: what the fuck do you mean?

jaehyun, on one knee with a ring: but you'd be an amazing husband.