1.
mark: i've been dropping subtle hints that i like him.
[walks over to haechan]
[ignores him]
mark: that went pretty good.
2.
renjun: I CAN SMASH ANYTHING! BUILDINGS!! MOUNTAINS!!!
chenle: can you smash my sadness?
renjun: [raises his hand]
renjun: [boops chenle on the nose]
chenle:
chenle: •~•
3.
mark: what are good responses to being stabbed with a knife?
jisung: rude.
chenle: that's fair.
haechan: not again.
renjun: that better not leave a scar.
jeno: excuse me, i'm really sorry but it looks like i got in the way of your knife.
jaemin: are you going to want this back?
4.
jeno: i thought i was meowing back to my cat for the past hour.
jeno: turns out it was just me and renjun meowing back and forth from different rooms in the house.
5.
jisung: where's jeno?
chenle: doing stuff.
jisung: where's jaemin?
chenle: trying to stop jeno.
jisung: renjun?
chenle: stopping jaemin from stopping jeno.
jisung: what about you?
chenle: i'm supposed to stop you from stopping renjun from stopping jaemin from stopping jeno.
6.
chenle: i'm currently hiding in an upside down trash can behind smtown. someone please come find me.
7.
jeno: i have a confession.
jaemin: alright go for it.
jeno: you know all those times i had nightmares, and you let me snuffle with you in bed? uhm, half the time those "nightmares" were just me wanting an excuse to sleep next to you...
jaemin: that's really terrible.
jeno: i'm sorry-
jaemin: you should make up for it by sleeping next to me every night.
8.
mark: am i the only straight person in this group?
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No FicciónNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.