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49.

1.

taeyong: so how's it going these days, jaemin? got any boyfriend?

jaemin: [splashes peace sign]

taeyong: two boyfriends?!

2.

mark: QUICK, JAEHYUN IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD!! WHAT'S HIS BLOOD TYPE-

taeyong: b positive.

mark:

mark: I'M TRYING!

3.

johnny [watching the news]: some idiots tried to fight a goose at the park today.

[chensung walk in covered in feathers and bites]

chenle: maybe the goose was being a dick.

4.

kun: going to plan b?

taeyong: technically, that would be plan g.

johnny: how many plans do we have? is there like a plan m?

taeyong: yeah, but doyoung dies in plan m.

yuta: i like plan m.

5.

jaehyun, picking up a yellow stick: what is this for?

taeil, taking it and swinging it around: to defeat the evil-

jisung:

jisung: guys can i get my ruler back and do my homework?

6.

jisung: [stumbling out of his bedroom at 2 a.m. on christmas morning]

jisung: [sees taeyong crouched under the christmas tree, placing presents under it]

jisung: hyung, what are you doing?

taeyong: [sees jisung and freaks out] i- i'm just looking at the presents santa left for you all! he was here only a few minutes ago, you just missed him.

jisung: hyung, i'm sixteen, i know the truth about santa claus, i know he isn't--

taeyong: listen, you're not the only person in this house jisung. some of us are trying to keep the christmas spirit alive.

chenle: [emerges from his room to see the presents under the tree]

chenle: SANTA CAME!

7.

jeno: [sneaks into the dorm wearing a huge coats]

taeyong: what's with the coat?

jeno's coat: [barks]

jeno:

jeno: drugs.

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