NCT incorrect

85.

1.

kun: i wasn't injured. i was lightly stabbed.  

winwin: i'm sorry. you were stabbed?  

kun: lightly stabbed. i didn't want to frighten you.

2.

yangyang: ... and then i jumped off the roof unscathed.  

ten: you're bleeding in so many places.  

yangyang: i'm a little bit scathed.

3.

kun: have you gotten your shit together?  

lucas: didn't even try, who do you think i am?

4.

chenle: have you been yelled at by kun yet?  

yangyang: i'm not scared of him.  

chenle: ... so that's a no.

5.

kun: the doctor said that if i can't find a way to relate positively to my surroundings, i'm going to die.

[flashback to kun standing in the middle of a kitchen. the fire alarm is ringing, the sprinklers have turned on, there is smoke coming from the microwave, and chenle, yangyang, hendery and xiaojun are running circles around him screaming while hitting each other with pool noodles]   

kun: i am going to die.

6.

doctor: do you engage in regular exercise?   

xiaojun: [thinking about crabwalking on the treadmill] no.

7.

lucas: i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.

8.

kun: that is the worst thing you could've done!

yangyang: well, you'd think.

9.

winwin: can you pick up some milk?

xiaojun: yeah, it's easy.

winwin: i mean from the store.

xiaojun: i would imagine it weighs the same there too.

10.

chenle: kun hyung is choking and i need to calI 911 but the 9 isn't working.

hendery: just turn the phone upside down and use the 6.

chenle: thank you.

kun, contemporarily stop choking: what the fuck?

11.

yangyang: i just found a drone with a flamethrower on amazon.

kun: peace was never an option.

12.

hendery: i really like ghosts.

xiaojun: are you being serious or are you saying that just in case one is listening?

13.

kun: of course i care about all of you equally. 

renjun: we were attacked while you were away.

kun: is chenle okay?? 

14.

winwin: did you forget to turn the dishwasher on?

xiaojun: [sipping from a vase] no, why?

15.

kun: can i ask you a question? you don't have to answer.  

lucas: you once caught me one night sneaking out of the dorm naked with a biscuit in my mouth. we have no secrets. ask your question.

16.

hendery: did you get everything for the prank?

yangyang: yeah, feathers, five gallons of blood, rope-

hendery: oh cool, where did you find five gallons of fake blood?

yangyang: you wanted FAKE blood?? i... i gotta go call renjun.

17.

kun: what's that?

ten: chocolate pudding.

kun: who the fuck eats pudding at 10 in the morning?!

ten: people who like pudding.

18.

hendery: i want you to kill my ex but i want it to seem like an accident.

yangyang: say no more.

[later]

detective: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar then placed a banana peel by his feet.

19.

kun: lucas, why do you have your shirt off?  

lucas: can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.

20.

ten: do you want to know how i actually hurt my wrist?  

yangyang: yes.  

ten: i was hula hooping. kun and i attend a class for fitness and for fun.  

yangyang: oh my god.  

ten: i've mastered all the moves. [shows photos on phone] the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.  

yangyang: why are you telling me this?  

ten: because no one will ever believe you.[deletes photos from phone]

yangyang: you sick son of a bitch.