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1.

yangyang: sometimes your best friend can be your worst enemy.

hendery: the pop tarts were left unattended in the toaster, who knows how long they were there? i needed to save them.

yangyang: you saw me put them in there.

hendery: and you said "cooking's too hard, i need a break" then you took a five-hour nap.

yangyang: i dreamt about those pop tarts and when i woke up they were gone.

hendery: there are two whole boxes in the cabinet.

yangyang: but i want miiiiine-

2.

winwin: it's literally on the way tho.

kidnapper: we're not stopping for ice-cream. 

3.

yangyang: [using xiaojun's phone]

yangyang: [sees a contact named "love of my life"]

yangyang: awww.

yangyang: wait, this isn't my number.

yangyang: [calls number]

other side of the line: this is pizza hut. hello xiaojun, would you like the usual?

4.

kun: come on let's go in.

yangyang: we can't.

kun: why?

hendery: the sign says, no alcohol, cans, bottles, fireworks,weapons, coolers or horns.

kun: yeah, and?

yangyang & hendery: we got all that stuff on us.

5.

ten: you just gotta take time to stop and smell the roses.

ten: [sniffs flowers]

ten: ARE THESE FUCKING FAKE?!

6.

kun: we need a plan, any ideas?

lucas: [raises hands]

kun: any ideas that won't get us killed?

lucas: [slowly lowers hands]

7.

winwin: hey guys time to get up.

yangyang: [wakes up] i'll kill you lizard demon.

lucas: [wakes up] the clown has snow penis.

winwin: what in the world do you guys dream about?

8.

xiaojun: who can i trust?

hendery: yourself?