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[jungwoo's phone starts ringing]

kun: [looks who is calling]

kun: lmao you still call your dad "daddy"?

jungwoo: [answers call and makes direct eye contact with kun]

jungwoo: hey lucas.

kun:..


2.


renjun: i tried to wipe my phone screen without turning it off and some how ended up sending death threats to all of the hyungs.

jaemin: yeah that happens.


3.


yuta: i'm gay.

lucas: i thought you were japanese.


4.


jungwoo: you're cute.

lucas: you're cuter.

jungwoo: no you're really cute.

lucas: but you're the cutest.

kun: you'd be cuter if you did this out of the groupchat.


5.


taeil: i think two of our children is missing.

taeyong: don't worry they're smart children they can find their way back home. who's missing anyway?

taeil: winwin and lucas.

taeyong: CALL THE POLICE!


6.


lucas: humans are horrible, i hate all of them!

junguwu: [walks by]

lucas: except one.


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doyoung, to haechan: i was taught to think before i act.

doyoung: so if i smack the shit out of you, rest assured i thought about it, and i'm confident in my decision.


8.


mark: oh no! i can't find haechan!

johnny: i got this. [clears throats]

johnny: BooMING SYSTEM UH UP-

haechan [in the distance]: TY TRACK TY TRACK.

johnny: and there you go.


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jungwoo: you have no idea what i can do to you.

lucas: no offence but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake.


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