1.
[jungwoo's phone starts ringing]
kun: [looks who is calling]
kun: lmao you still call your dad "daddy"?
jungwoo: [answers call and makes direct eye contact with kun]
jungwoo: hey lucas.
kun:..
2.
renjun: i tried to wipe my phone screen without turning it off and some how ended up sending death threats to all of the hyungs.
jaemin: yeah that happens.
3.
yuta: i'm gay.
lucas: i thought you were japanese.
4.
jungwoo: you're cute.
lucas: you're cuter.
jungwoo: no you're really cute.
lucas: but you're the cutest.
kun: you'd be cuter if you did this out of the groupchat.
5.
taeil: i think two of our children is missing.
taeyong: don't worry they're smart children they can find their way back home. who's missing anyway?
taeil: winwin and lucas.
taeyong: CALL THE POLICE!
6.
lucas: humans are horrible, i hate all of them!
junguwu: [walks by]
lucas: except one.
7.
doyoung, to haechan: i was taught to think before i act.
doyoung: so if i smack the shit out of you, rest assured i thought about it, and i'm confident in my decision.
8.
mark: oh no! i can't find haechan!
johnny: i got this. [clears throats]
johnny: BooMING SYSTEM UH UP-
haechan [in the distance]: TY TRACK TY TRACK.
johnny: and there you go.
9.
jungwoo: you have no idea what i can do to you.
lucas: no offence but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake.
10.
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Não FicçãoNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.