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yuta: what are you doing on the kitchen floor?

taeil: crying.

yuta: yeah, well, could you cry somewhere else? i can't get to the fridge.


2.


dispatch: [following doyoung]

boss: any news?

dispatch: he turned around and yelled out "ah you scared me!".


3.


jaehyun: i only feel one emotion and it's anger.

taeyong: last night you drunk-texted me a ton of heart emojis.

jaehyun: OUT OF ANGER.


4.


yuta: [making a toast] i'd just like to say that i'm so glad i took this job, i had no idea i'd meet so many friends-

doyoung: people who tolerate you.

yuta: people who tolerate me, yes, and-


5.


winwin: i have edge.

yuta: you really don't. you are literally the most wide-eyed person i've ever seen. you have the face of a cartoon lamb.


6.


doyoung: here i have the grocery list.

taeyong: why do you need chloroform, duct tape and a knife?

doyoung:

doyoung: you'll find out.


7.


jaehyun: that's ridiculous. taeyong doesn't have a crush on me.

all of nct: yes he does.

sm entertaiment: yes he does.

exo: yes he does.

the world: yes he does.

taeyong: yes i do.


8.


johnny: [puts his hands over doyoung's eyes] guess who?

doyoung: it's either johnny or the cold, clammy hands of death.

johnny: [takes hands away] it's johnny.

doyoung: damn.


9.


jaehyun: taeil is in jail?!

johnny: yeah, for something he didn't do.

jaehyun: really??

johnny: he didn't run fast enough.


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