1.
yuta: what are you doing on the kitchen floor?
taeil: crying.
yuta: yeah, well, could you cry somewhere else? i can't get to the fridge.
2.
dispatch: [following doyoung]
boss: any news?
dispatch: he turned around and yelled out "ah you scared me!".
3.
jaehyun: i only feel one emotion and it's anger.
taeyong: last night you drunk-texted me a ton of heart emojis.
jaehyun: OUT OF ANGER.
4.
yuta: [making a toast] i'd just like to say that i'm so glad i took this job, i had no idea i'd meet so many friends-
doyoung: people who tolerate you.
yuta: people who tolerate me, yes, and-
5.
winwin: i have edge.
yuta: you really don't. you are literally the most wide-eyed person i've ever seen. you have the face of a cartoon lamb.
6.
doyoung: here i have the grocery list.
taeyong: why do you need chloroform, duct tape and a knife?
doyoung:
doyoung: you'll find out.
7.
jaehyun: that's ridiculous. taeyong doesn't have a crush on me.
all of nct: yes he does.
sm entertaiment: yes he does.
exo: yes he does.
the world: yes he does.
taeyong: yes i do.
8.
johnny: [puts his hands over doyoung's eyes] guess who?
doyoung: it's either johnny or the cold, clammy hands of death.
johnny: [takes hands away] it's johnny.
doyoung: damn.
9.
jaehyun: taeil is in jail?!
johnny: yeah, for something he didn't do.
jaehyun: really??
johnny: he didn't run fast enough.
10.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.