1.
host: real or fiction, name a famous willy.
haechan: willy the pooh.
doyoung: that's not even close.
2.
johnny: okay time to go to the american girl doll store.
taeyong: NO. haechan and renjun got in a fight last time.
haechan: he started it.
renjun: you took my doll.
taeyong: and yangyang got stuck in one of the displays.
yangyang: i thought i could fit, it looked big enough.
taeyong: but jaemin did buy all the girls in the store a doll and a playset each.
jungwoo: he even bought it for me too.
taeyong: take these two angels but not the others. take jeno too. he just eats churros while he's in there.
johnny: it's not fair. i'll take them all. the mall is right there. and we won't be in miami for long.
taeyong: good luck.
[half an hour later]
johnny: [pulling renjun and haechan apart while yangyang is stuck in a child sized dress] i should have listened to taeyong.
3.
ten, about haechan: can i shoot him?
doyoung:
doyoung: not in public.
4.
jaemin: i promise next time i won't fuck it up, taeyong.
taeyong: language, jaemin.
jaemin: sorry, next time i won't fuck it up, taeyong hyung.
5.
renjun: here is a fun christmas idea: we'll hang mistletoes around but instead of kissing you have to fight the person who stands under it.
taeyong: we are not doing that.
renjun: mistlefoe.
ten: NO but the pun was appreciated.
6.
mark: oh my god taeil hyung wake up.
taeil: 5 more minutes...
mark: you've been in a coma for 2 years.
taeil: yeah sure, 2 more minutes.
7.
taeil: what state do you live in?
mark: constant anxiety.
jaehyun: denial.
yuta: perfection.
johnny: chicago.
doyoung: chicago is literally a city.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.