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1.


host: real or fiction, name a famous willy.

haechan: willy the pooh.

doyoung: that's not even close.


2.


johnny: okay time to go to the american girl doll store.

taeyong: NO. haechan and renjun got in a fight last time.

haechan: he started it.

renjun: you took my doll.

taeyong: and yangyang got stuck in one of the displays.

yangyang: i thought i could fit, it looked big enough.

taeyong: but jaemin did buy all the girls in the store a doll and a playset each.

jungwoo: he even bought it for me too.

taeyong: take these two angels but not the others. take jeno too. he just eats churros while he's in there.

johnny: it's not fair. i'll take them all. the mall is right there. and we won't be in miami for long.

taeyong: good luck.

[half an hour later]

johnny: [pulling renjun and haechan apart while yangyang is stuck in a child sized dress] i should have listened to taeyong.


3.


ten, about haechan: can i shoot him?

doyoung:

doyoung: not in public.


4.


jaemin: i promise next time i won't fuck it up, taeyong.

taeyong: language, jaemin.

jaemin: sorry, next time i won't fuck it up, taeyong hyung.


5.


renjun: here is a fun christmas idea: we'll hang mistletoes around but instead of kissing you have to fight the person who stands under it.

taeyong: we are not doing that.

renjun: mistlefoe.

ten: NO but the pun was appreciated.


6.


mark: oh my god taeil hyung wake up.

taeil: 5 more minutes...

mark: you've been in a coma for 2 years.

taeil: yeah sure, 2 more minutes.


7.


taeil: what state do you live in?

mark: constant anxiety.

jaehyun: denial.

yuta: perfection.

johnny: chicago.

doyoung: chicago is literally a city.


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