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1. 

jaehyun: adults don't care about their birthdays.

jisung: last year you rode in on a horse, hyung.

2.

taeyong: what did you do?

haechan: alright, i'll tell you but you can't be mad at me.

taeyong: what. did. you. do?

haechan: okay, first, i was minding my own business-

taeyong: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!!!

haechan: I WAS!

3.

mark: why are we laying on the ground in the parking lot?

lucas: you got knocked out by a basketball so i laid down next to you so that everybody would think we were just chilling.

4.

taeyong: you made anyone cry today?

haechan: sadly no, but it's only 4:30

5.

renjun: if i could turn into a bird at will i'd use it to travel the world!

jisung: if i could turn into a bird, i'd use it to steal people's corn chips without consequences.

taeyong: children, this is the difference between a use of power and an abuse of power.

6.

mark: l-lo...

taeyong: QUICK! jaehyun! he's trying to say "love"!

mark: L-LONG ASS RIDE!

taeyong:

jeahyun:

7.

doyoung: all haechan has to do is bat his lashes and you buy him anything he wants.

johnny: maybe so.

doyoung: weak.

[later that day]

jeno: please, please, please-

doyoung: no you already have enough toys.

jeno: i love you.

doyoung: that's not going to-

jeno: [pouts]

[30 minutes later]

jeno: [holding a giant hello kitty cafe playset] look what doyoung bought me.

johnny: who's weak now?

doyoung: shut up.

8.

taeyong: i don't get paid enough for this.

chenle: for what?