1.
doyoung [on the phone with jisung]: what are you doing?
jisung [playing video games]: the dishes.
doyoung: did i just hear a laser gun?
jisung:
jisung: we live in a bad neighborhood, hyung.
2.
mc: in the past, you've helped out your members a lot.
chenle: yes.
mc: so which one of them is helping you out now?
chenle: well, they're all helping me out by being horrible and making me look better.
3.
yuta: oh my god i love these kids, they're so-
jisung: hey hyung.
yuta: one second-
yuta: JISUNG, SHUT THE HELL UP!
yuta: anyway what were we-
4.
lucas: do you think jellyfish have feelings? like do they ever sting somebody and then think, wow man i shouldn't have done that...mark:
mark: how high are you?
lucas: 6'0 i think.
5.
policeman: sir, is there anything in the vehicle that i should know about?
doyoung:
doyoung: [hands policeman a copy of nct dream albums] here.
6.
jeno: can i go hang out with haechan and yangyang?
doyoung: okay but leave your id. i don't care what the law says. you're too young to drink and i don't trust them. call me every other hour.
haechan: why did you ask for permission?
yangyang: yeah we're adults.
jeno: haechan remember what happened last time.
haechan: johnny can i go out with yangyang and jeno?
johnny: yeah, here take my card and bring me back a case of beer.
haechan: okay.
yangyang: ten, kun can i go out too?
ten: i don't care, i'm not your mom.
kun: i'm not your mom either.
kun: but be safe and take an umbrella just in case.
7.
chenle: being cute is really hard because even when i'm angry, the members just kinda giggle at me and go "aw, you're so cute when you're angry".
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.