NCT incorrect

77.

1.

johnny: we've been trying to tell you this for years. your bacon allergy is a lie.

yuta: taeyong made it up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.

mark: no, no! i'm just allergic to a lot of stuff!

mark: bacon, donuts, halloween candy, not saying "thank you".

mark: ... oh my god.

2. 

yuta: don't overreact.

mark, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: i'm not???

3.

johnny: okay, so when we pull out the drive way and we see one of the kids behind the car, what do we do?

doyoung: which kid?

johnny: haechan.

doyoung: floor it.

johnny: NO, renjun! renjun!

doyoung: lightly back into him as a warning.

johnny: okay... uh... jeno!

doyoung: get out and take him inside. he could have gotten run over.

4. 

[smtown halloween party]

doyoung: why are you two dressed up as each other?

mark: i couldn't think of anything scarier than haechan.

haechan: taeyong told me to dress up as the stupidest thing possible.

5. 

doyoung: you're too easily offended.

haechan: i can't believe you'd say that.

6.

lucas: i bet you can't make a sentence without the letter "a".

mark: you thought you just did something, didn't you? well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon.

lucas: mork.

lucas: wot the fuck?

7.

johnny: if you were a girl, who out of us would you have sex with?

jungwoo: why do i need to be a girl to do that?

johnny: it's just a hypothesis.

jungwoo: i'll have sex with one but he is not here right now.

lucas: hey what's going on?

johnny: aren't you suppose to be in china?

lucas: so uh jungwoo what were you just talking about?

8.

lucas: to the 4 people who tried to prank me today and failed, eat it you jerks.