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1.

ten: i always have a note in my pocket that says "johnny did it" just in case i'm murdered because i don't want him to remarry.

2.

ten: i was once arrested for being too handsome.

doyoung: they dropped all charges immediately due to no supporting evidence.

3.

ten: i'd fly to the moon and back for you.

johnny: i'd jump off a building for you.

ten: i'd kill someone for you.

johnny: i'd step on lego for you.

ten: that's it.

ten: we're getting married.

4.

doyoung: if y'all could supply some money to support this surgery i'm having next week that would be great.

taeyong: what the fuck?

jaehyun: where are you getting surgery?

doyoung: i'm gonna be getting it in my legs.

taeyong: why?

doyoung: because i absolutely cannot stand you motherfuckers-

5.

ten: why do you always let me win the race of climbing up the stairs, you're faster than me?

johnny: i like seeing you smile when you win.

ten:

ten: you were staring at my ass.

johnny: yeah i was staring at your ass.

6.

jungwoo: guys, which is messier, your hair or your life?

ten: my hair.

taeil: my life.

taeyong: both.

jaehyun: at the rate sm is dying your hair, you won't have any left.

7.

taeil: someone just called me emotionless.

taeil: i'm not quite sure how to feel about it. 

8.

taeyong: guys, i gotta say something. i think my feelings for jaehyun may be resurfacing.

ten: oh, please, they were buried in a shallow grave.

9.

jaehyun: anyone sees my phone?

taeyong: it was beeping when you were taking a nap and i saw that you only had
4% left so i plugged it into a charger in the living room for you. :)