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1.

lucas: [running]

jungwoo: hey, wait up! 

lucas: can't stop, man! 

jungwoo: but i'll kiss you! 

lucas: [comes sliding to a stop]

lucas: gross. 

2.

johnny: what's going on?

jaemin: we're napping with taeyong.

jungwoo: he has cookies under his pillow.

taeyong: [holding jungwoo, jaemin & winwin] my babies.

winwin: it was either taeyong's bed or yuta's. easiest decision i ever made.

yuta: i heard that! you'll be back!

mark: johnny, i can't breath.

johnny: yuta, get off of mark. you're suffocating him.

yuta: he keeps getting up.

johnny: then carry on.

mark: JOHNNY!

johnny: shhh, i'm taking a nap with taeyong.

taeyong: yay another baby.

3.

chenle: what does coffee taste like? 

johnny, on his eighth cup of the morning: not as good as it smells. 

jungwoo: oh, like shampoo!

4.

lucas: can i join dream? please? 

renjun: no. 

[5 minutes later] 

lucas: [wearing a fake moustache] may i join dream? 

renjun: lucas, i already told you- 

lucas: i'm not lucas. i'm lucas's twin brother... blucas.

5.

mark: so... i accidentally set a lemon on fire... 

johnny: could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? 

mark: microwave for 40 minutes.

johnny: why were you microwaving a lemon?? 

mark: i read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and i wanted to cover up the smell of burnt oranges but i don't own any pots.

johnny: did you burn an orange too? how?

mark: microwave for 40 minutes.

6.

winwin: i found this milkshake. 

chenle: IT'S THE MILKSHAKE OF LEGEND! 

winwin: what? 

chenle: WITH IT YOU MAY SUMMON ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD! 

winwin: oh my god.