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1.

jaehyun: whenever someone says "i love you", i always say "i love you more", because life is a competition and i'm prepared to win.

2.

kun: i just wanted to sing and make friends.

kun: i didn't ask for this-

[cut to doyoung and ten on the floor shrieking at each other and flailing]

kun: can i please just sing?

3.

yuta: well, i can scratch that off my bucket list.

taeyong: who the fuck even puts getting arrested on their bucket list?!

4.

ten: if you pay me $50, i'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.

5.

johnny: come on i wasn't that drunk last night.

jaehyun: dude you hugged a bearded guy in the club and screamed: "dumbledore you are alive!"

6.

[during a fight]

winwin: [argues loudly]

yuta: [argues loudly]

winwin: THAT'S BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

yuta: 

yuta: [starts sobbing] would you mind yelling that out one more time?

7.

jaehyun, singing: heaven isn't too far away!!!

taeyong: yeah because i'm about to die from sleep deprivation and caffeine overload.

8.

johnny: as a grown-up man and an american, i really hate close interactions, like touching.

johnny: the last time i touched someone was last year, when i was forced to join in an arm wrestling game.

taeil: ...ten has literally been hugging you for a whole hour. are you aware of that?

johnny: i have no idea what you are talking about.

9.

taeil: i wanna have a hamster. why don't we just buy one? 

doyoung: well then you'd have to play with him, take good care of him, feed him well, make sure he doesn't feel lonely and a lot more.

taeil: 

taeil: now i just wanna be a hamster.

10.

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas?

taeil: you said i got one call.

11.

johnny, staring into his closet: that's weird... all of my hoodies have gone missing.

ten, wearing one of johnny's hoodies: spooky.

12.

jaehyun: remember when i said "i like you"?

taeyong: yeah?

jaehyun: i take it back.

taeyong: 

jaehyun: i just want to make it clearer. I FUCKING LOVE YOU TAEYONG HYUNG.

13.

ten: how many times do i have to tell this? johnny and i are just friends. FRIENDS. nothing more.

doyoung: [sneezes loudly]

doyoung: sorry i'm allergic to bad liars.

14.

winwin: [nudges yuta awake] wanna grab something to eat?

yuta: [open eyes and embraces winwin] if that "something" isn't you, i'mma go back to sleep.

15.

jungwoo: so what's your favourite animal?

taeyong: jaehyun.

jungwoo: no i mean like a real animal-

taeyong: well jaehyun does turn into an animal at night.

jaehyun: 

16.

ten: johnny, my hands are cold.

johnny: put them inside my pants it's warm in there.

ten:

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17.

interviewer: what's the biggest struggle of living in the dorm together?

taeyong: with yuta not knowing how to cook, i sometimes wake up in the morning not knowing if the sound im hearing is my alarm or the smoke detector.

18.

johnny: sometimes i think i'm smart, but then i see a guy who sorta looks like me and think "am i over there?"

19.

jaehyun: let's play 20 questions.

taeyong: okay! what's you favorite color?

jaehyun: friday. now it's my turn. do you like men?

20.

doyoung: my therapist told me to write letters to people i hate and then burn them.

doyoung: but if i did that, what would i do with the letters?