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jisung, to renjun: do you want me to get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?


2.


mark: [accidentally hits jeno while dancing]

jeno: you wanna fucking die?

mark: [whispering] kinda.

jeno: [soft voice] bro, we talked about this.


3.


mark: i'm gonna take you out.

haechan: great, it's a date!

mark: i meant that as a threat.

haechan: see you at six!


4.


jaemin: guys, guys, a raccoon is sitting on the couch eating a burger like it's a real person. look.

jeno: jaemin, that's just jisung dressed as a raccoon.

jaemin: but how is its tail moving?

jisung: [with his mouth full] witchcraft.

renjun: why are you guys looking at me?

renjun: fine, it's the most i could do when he asked to be turned into a raccoon.

jeno: jaemin, stop petting him, it's just jisung.

jaemin: that changes absolutely nothing.


5.


haechan: that giant box is mark's gift for me?

renjun: yes.

haechan: he is inside of it, isn't he?

renjun: yes.


6.


renjun: you can never say "bubbles" in a threatening way.

haechan:

[15 minutes later]

mark: renjun, why is haechan angrily screaming "bubbles" on the roofs?


7.


haechan: has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful?

renjun: no.

haechan: at least you're surrounded by honest people.


8.


jaemin: unpopular opinion, not all cats are good boys.  

jeno: BLOCKED.  

jaemin: because some of them are good girls.  

jeno: unblocked.


9.


chenle: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 for 1 minute.

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