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1.

doyoung: god i really hate taeyong.

jaehyun: i don't know, i think he's ni- 

doyoung: we're best friends, we're suppose to hate the same people.

jaehyun: ... 

jaehyun: taeyong is my husband.

2.

taeil: i didn't see you at work today.

ten: i can't work for them anymore after what they said to me.

taeil: what did they say?

ten: you're fired.

3.

winwin: i lost my number, can i have yours?

yuta: sure.

winwin: and your phone.

yuta: wha- 

winwin: your wallet too, this is a robbery.

4.

winwin: i really love kids.

yuta trying to impress him: i was once a kid.

5.

ten: doyoung, please wake me up gently tomorrow morning! shaking a person so violently makes them moody and then they take longer to get up.

doyoung: okay!

[6 a.m. the next morning]

doyoung, holding a knife in his hand and patting ten lightly while softly speaking: wake up~ it's time to wake up!

6.

taeil: have a great day to people under 170cm only. the rest of you giraffes can go eat some leaves.

7.

taeil: let's play kahoot.

ten: i'm gonna kashoot myself.

8.

taeyong: this morning was good. and then i woke up.

9.

winwin: you think jaehyun and i, both twenty-three years of age, are immature?

doyoung: yes, exactly.

winwin: jaehyun, what do you think?

jaehyun: well, first of all, doyoung doesn't get to play in our pillow fort with that kind of attitude.

10.

yuta: why is he taking so long? phone assistant lady where's my winwin? 

doyoung: just say siri. 

johnny: and how would she know where- 

siri: "my precious little winwin" is 3 miles away in a silver toyota, license plate 01- 

yuta: thank you phone asisstant lady. 

johnny: yuta, i have questions. 

yuta: i tricked him into getting chipped at the vet. 

doyoung: [takes a pen and notepad out] which vet?

11.

ten: i will ruin your happiness! no matter the cost! 

taeyong: my happiness? 

taeyong, to johnny: i'm happy?

12.

[someone that is not winwin dying in yuta's arms]

yuta: ew get off of me.

13.

taeyong: isn't jaehyun beautiful? 

johnny: yeah, if you like white people. 

jaehyun: [with his mouth full across the room] i heard that!

14.

yuta: oh winwin, you naive beautiful sophisticated newborn baby. 

winwin: what? 

johnny: why the hell does that perfectly describe him though?

15.

doyoung: this is a crime scene. 

jungwoo, eating ice cream from the victim's freezer: what, and this was the murder weapon?

16.

taeyong: yesterday, i tried to share my feelings with jaehyun. i gave him a cake that said, "i love you" on it. 

johnny: that's cute. how did it go? 

taeyong: he took it and said, "aw, i love you too, cake."

17.

ten, wearing an apron with a towel over his shoulder: hyung! 

johnny, also wearing an apron: you're home! 

taeil: wha- 

yuta, wiping the counter: i cleaned! 

taeyong, opening the oven: i made dinner! 

taeil: guys please, we're going to get kicked out of the ikea.

18.

johnny: you see, life is a party! 

yuta: and i'm the fucking piñata.

19.

doyoung: i am perhaps already the undead, hauling my body around this mortal realm, haunted by the souls of the damned and the hungry who feast on my muscles and bones until i shall be dragged to hell once more.

jungwoo, just trying to give him a bandaid: ...once again i don't know where that is on a 1-10 pain scale.

20.

interviewer: uhm so your resume says you went to harvard university? 

jaehyun: yes.

jaehyun: i was visiting a friend.